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# Fugs and Fabs: The Marie Claire Fresh Faces Party
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-marie-claire-fresh-faces-party/
- Published: 2016-04-14T18:00:55.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T00:43:41.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Kylie Jenner in Balmain

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/04/gettyimages-520540212.jpg)

Wow. She looks like a Seussian Marching Band's lead baton twirler. Those pants are a private infection waiting to happen.

## Zendaya in Chanel

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520557204.jpg)

I am not totally sure what to say about this. Her face is amazing. She's even kind of working that lemon Chanel coat. But I feel like knee wrinkles in your jeans are challenging, and... shit, now I want some lemon meringue.

## Jaime King in Dior

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520538282.jpg)

I don't completely understand THIS, either. As a garment, it's confusing. But in the strangest way, she's also selling it. And as I'm mentally scanning all of Dior's usuals -- J.Law, Cotillard, Charlize, Kate Mara, Natalie Portman -- I'm not sure any of them would have worked in this at ALL, so maybe Dior found its correct target here.

## Hailey Baldwin

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520535462.jpg)

Shoot, do I have to start paying attention to Hailey Baldwin now? Well, fortunately, next time I have a migraine I won't be able to see her, as I believe this outfit is camouflage for headache sufferers.

## Mallory Jansen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520540404.jpg)

Mallory is in "Galavant," and she's TREMENDOUS in it, which is why that disco crackstorm of a shirt is chafing my aura. Let's go in for a close-up...

## Mallory Jansen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520540440.jpg)

Look how pretty she is. And now LOOK at that shirt. Everyone knows you don't flatten your burger patties on the grill! THE JUICES RUN OUT! DON'T DO IT!

## Rose Rollins

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520538250.jpg)

Rose is in "The Catch," and... like most of the supporting players in that show, she's okay. But she's LOVELY and I like her dress, so those are two resounding positives.

## Joey King

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520557012.jpg)

I find your high-waisted chambray Bermuda shorts disturbing. \[/Vader\]

## Alexandra Park

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520557194.jpg)

You might recognize Alexandra from "The Royals" on E, and if you do, did you keep watching? Because I bailed after season one, although that wasn't her fault. Anyway, she looks pretty but this needs -- yes -- a hoik or two. Shorten those straps.

## Jillian Rose Reed

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520531376.jpg)

"GIRRRRLS," said Blanche. "I met the most INTERESTING gentleman at my bridge group. Get the cheesecake."

## Gugu Mbatha-Raw

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/04/GettyImages-520540176.jpg)

If only my face would do that. By which I mean: rearrange itself into her likeness.

[Fugs and Fabs: The Marie Claire Fresh Faces PartyWe'll discuss the covers next week -- Jess and I are stockpiling content in the event that, while traveling, our Internet goes kerflooey -- but let's not hold back on the party, at which underboob is deployed by an unlikely source. (How's THAT for a cliffhanger? Or is that a clickhanger? ... No. Never mind.) \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/04/gettyimages-520540212.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-marie-claire-fresh-faces-party-04-2016/)