Henry Cavill
Very, VERY dashing. But I need feedback from Fug Nation on his acting. I heard from a trusted source (Kevin) that the Superman movie was TERRIBLE, so I didn't see it. Is Henry Cavill actually any good as an actor? Is there any THERE there?
Armie Hammer
He is so cute. He kind of looks like he is throwing a party in the Hamptons with a signature cocktail (two: the Armtini and the Hammer Time), at least one of which uses grenadine.
Guy Ritchie
I appreciate the effort but I JUST CAN'T with cream and white, and he looks uncomfortably stuffed into the double-breasted suit.
Jacqui Ainsley, Rocco, Guy, David
Jacqui's dress is mullety insanity. Rocco is SUCH A MIX of his mother Madonna and Guy. Maybe I wouldn't think that if he had short hair -- those locks are PURE Madge -- but I suspect I would because he also has her face shape and eyebrows. And David Banda is a super handsome little dude. I somehow forgot Madonna and Guy Ritchie ever happened, though. I don't know why that is.
Reeve Carney
He looks like a hipster vampire who plays the mandolin in a VERY unusual Men Without Hats cover band.
Zac Posen and Laura Michelle Kelly
Speaking of looking stuffed into a suit. Zac, you're a trim and fit dude. AND YOU MAKE CLOTHES FOR A LIVING. FIND A SUIT THAT FITS.
Yael Stone
Those pants are so Xanadu. But, like, BAD Xanadu. The part where they shop for "glitz" at some sort of glitzmongering department store. That part. GREAT song; heinous outfits.