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Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon, so low key. It's like he just doesn't want anyone to look at him, or pay him any mind. (Please never change, Nick Cannon, you spectacular cloud of brilliance.)

Steph Curry and Riley Curry

Steph Curry looks really casual-handsome in this, but more importantly: RILEY. If you guys watched any of the NBA playoffs and finals, you know Riley Curry, Steph Curry's highly adorable toddler.

Carmelo Anthony

Has there ever been a man who looked more pleased with what he's currently serving?

Miles Brown

I have discussed at length previously how CUTE I think Miles Brown (of black-ish) is but I basically just cannot stand it. LOOK AT HIS FACE. LOOK AT HIS OUTFIT. LOOK AT HIS SHOES. HE IS THE CUTEST HUMAN ALIVE.

Derek Jeter, Jalen Jeter,

EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THIS ONE. LOOK AT THIS BABY IN HIS SUNGLASSES AND HIS BLAZER. (Yeah, yeah, hey Jeter.)

Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz Beckham

And the Beckham kids, no slouches they, in the cuteness dept. I feel like Cruz (the littlest boy) looks so much like Becks, whilst Romeo (the middle) is SO Posh. Brooklyn just makes me feel old. I REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE BORN, YOUNG MAN. If you are wondering, Romeo is wearing a Carli Lloyd jersey, which is AWESOME.

Steven Gerrard, Alex Curran

Speaking of soccer/football (at least tangentially, with the Beckhams), I had no idea enough Americans even knew who Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran were to facilitate this invite...and then I looked it up, and it turns out he's playing for the LA Galaxy now. (Obviously, he's a mega famous footballer and she's one of the Queens of the WAGS, but most Americans don't pay much attention to soccer unless it's the World Cup or the Olympics, and then we totally forget everything again. Not to generalize.)

Michael Strahan

And thumbs up to YOU as well.

Fugs and Fabs: The Men of the Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Sports Awards
It will be hard to top the glorious delights of Mr. Nick Cannon. But a variety of ADORABLE children, including Riley Curry (not a man, but her date is) and a passel of Beckhams, will try. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]

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