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# Fugs and Fabs: The Men of the Oscar Nominees Luncheon
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-men-of-the-oscar-nominees-luncheon/
- Published: 2014-02-11T16:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-12T04:17:31.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Pharrell Williams

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072338.xml)

Do we think he's checking the direction of the wind, or that he's just had a shrewd idea?

## Pharrell Williams

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072332.xml)

Nor do I, Pharrell. Nor do I.

## Jared Leto

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072351.xml)

I feel like he's the dealer at a small casino's $10 minimum Champagne tables.

## Matthew McConaughey

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072289.xml)

This isn't as sharp as I want from him, but at least he still looks tan and mellow and there's a dash of crazy, which is just how I like my McConaughey.

## Bono

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072322.xml)

And here's Bono doing Bono. With a demi-Bono, possibly. Oh, God, I can't believe I just made that joke. I'm so sorry, Mom. But he might need to look into some less snug pants.

## Christian Bale

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072366.xml)

That hair looks like he just had on a baseball cap for five hours. I'm mildly concerned that all this losing weight and gaining weight and changing his hair and whatnot is going to chew him up and spit him out looking like a totally different person.

## Ethan Hawke

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072215.xml)

He looks dapper, but it makes me feel REALLY OLD that Ethan Hawke has grey in his beard, when he was a fetus in "Dead Poets Society."

## Jonah Hill

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072239.xml)

here is my feeling about Wolf of Wall Street; I agree with every positive AND negative review about it. The movie has tons of problems, and yet I also thought it was incredibly funny and totally enjoyed it even as I was mentally griping about it. But I am DEFINITELY happy Jonah Hill got a nomination, because he's great. There is a really long comedy bit in the middle of the movie that goes on forever, and yet I never wanted it to end. So good. Also, he looks nice. The end.

## Leonardo DiCaprio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21071919.xml)

Oh, don't be so modest, Leo, you're very talented. And you look super handsome. Although I couldn't make it through "Great Gatsby" on the plane. Apparently 2013 was The Year of DiCaprio Playing Crazy Man-Children In Movies That Would Not End.

## Barkhad Abdi

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072242.xml)

I am ALSO happy he got nominated, because I read somewhere that he improv'd "I am the captain now," and that line seems fairly central to that whole movie. So well played, sir, if true.

## Bradley Cooper

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072257.xml)

And then there's Brad, who looks like he just came in from an Ultimate Frisbee game and put on a suit for drinks at the country club. But in a good way.

## Bruce Dern

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072286.xml)

Somehow the fact that his suit doesn't fit is totally charming me.

[Fugs and Fabs: The Men of the Oscar Nominees LuncheonSeriously, the Mounties are all, "We've been doing this for YEARS and nobody cared. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT HIM." Maybe if the Mounties had sung a dance tune with some French robots, we'd have taken notice. \[Photos: WENN\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wenn21072338.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-men-of-the-oscar-nominees-luncheon-02-2014/)