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Solange and Beyonce

Well. Beyonce looks about a thousand percent better after slicing herself out of her condom. Solange looks like she's the newest Yo Gabba Gabba friend.

Kate Hudson

Of course. Of COURSE.

Kate Hudson

OF COURSE.

Emily Ratajkowski

I thought her Met gown, though naked, was striking. This is... a strike. As in baseball, not bowling.

Nina Dobrev

This is actually the same dress she wore to the gala, but it seems to have the capability of being made into ... a front-bustle. It was an interesting night for transformative fashion, from Karlie Kloss and Saoirse Ronan keeping their tops and switching in shorter skirts, to Nina doing this. I feel like the problem of having her train trampled is still very real, and a front bustle is more of a talking point than an actual solution.

Karolina Kurkova

From high tech to lowbrow.

Hailey Baldwin

This thing is a wicked mess. It's MANGLING her chest.

Alessandra Ambrosio

I love that pattern, but I wish this had a few more inches on it.

Jourdan Dunn

Indeed, so many Balmain minis are cute, but look proportionally strange because of the skirt length. Even a half-inch throws off the balance.

Freida Pinto

Well. I like the part with stripes?

Olivia Wilde

I wish her shoes were a little more subtle, but whatever. Props to her for walking safely in those while pregnant.

Shanina Shaik

This is only about 15 percent dress, and 85 percent "thing."

Cindy Crawford

I don't get why she changed. Her original dress was this exact same shape and silhouette, and was way, way better. What's the point?

Fugs and Fabs: The Met Gala Afterparty
Because some of those gowns were NOT long-term prospects. But not all the changes were upgrades. [Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty]

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