
Well. Beyonce looks about a thousand percent better after slicing herself out of her condom. Solange looks like she's the newest Yo Gabba Gabba friend.

Of course. Of COURSE.

OF COURSE.

I thought her Met gown, though naked, was striking. This is... a strike. As in baseball, not bowling.

This is actually the same dress she wore to the gala, but it seems to have the capability of being made into ... a front-bustle. It was an interesting night for transformative fashion, from Karlie Kloss and Saoirse Ronan keeping their tops and switching in shorter skirts, to Nina doing this. I feel like the problem of having her train trampled is still very real, and a front bustle is more of a talking point than an actual solution.

From high tech to lowbrow.

This thing is a wicked mess. It's MANGLING her chest.

I love that pattern, but I wish this had a few more inches on it.

Indeed, so many Balmain minis are cute, but look proportionally strange because of the skirt length. Even a half-inch throws off the balance.

Well. I like the part with stripes?

I wish her shoes were a little more subtle, but whatever. Props to her for walking safely in those while pregnant.

This is only about 15 percent dress, and 85 percent "thing."

I don't get why she changed. Her original dress was this exact same shape and silhouette, and was way, way better. What's the point?
