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Jessie J

Alexis Carrington Colby TOTALLY wore this on Dynasty, before she threw a cut-glass tumbler full of scotch at someone's head, and then seduced him. And, ergo, although it's kind of terrible, it also makes me giggle. (Her head looks great.)

Mel B

Mel B is giving both side-eye and side-LEG here.

Myleene Klass

Myleene looks dishy in this. In the interest of full disclosure, we once did a TV show with her 100 years ago, and she was awesome and delightful, so I am happy to see her looking so glam. I might offer her a friendly red lipstick?

Nicole Scherzinger

This is sort of rock and roll sexy in a way that feels correct for a music awards event thing (official title), but her face looks different to me every time I see her -- she must switch up her contouring make-up, or something, because it's a day-to-day difference -- and it's starting to make me worry that I have a large Scherzinger Blind Spot. (Do you think she ever starts yapping about the success of Pussycat Dolls and Mel B just starts whistling "Wannabe"? I hope so.(

Fugs and Fabs: The MOBO Awards
This red carpet is very shiny, and also well-weighted with women who use merely a single initial as a surname. [Photos: AKM/GSI]

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