Justin Bieber
The question is, are those shorts over pants, or just more trousers that look like they come with an inflatable pelvic area? Also, kid... a hoodie? This child needs a proper stylist immediately.
Charli XCX
Whereas she might be wearing mylar.
Charli XCX
I don't know why she bothered changing, if it was just to wear something enormously similar. And speaking of enormous, those gargantuan shoes need to be returned to Janeane Garofalo's character in Reality Bites.
Ellie Goulding
Boring, doesn't fit well, lazy styling, electric orange hair. Ellie Goulding: Still Not Doing It For Me After Four Years.
Ashley Benson
Obviously I am making extreme frowning faces at the sheer overlay, which seems potentially very pretty but also SO TIRESOME the way it is presented here. But throwing the blazer on top is crazy. She now officially has double-bagged her torso and effectively left her legs blowing in the breeze.
Shay Mitchell
It's okay, though. Shay Mitchell will use her newly acquired sorcery to turn back the clock and make it so half of these outfits never happened. But first she would like to give a shout-out to J.Lo, her Patronus.
Hailey Baldwin
Whenever you think Kim Kardashian is the only person in the world making stupid fashion decisions, please remember what Hailey Baldwin has worn here. Hailey is one of those models who's a "model" as far as I know, because I've only ever heard her mentioned as a) Stephen Baldwin's child, and b) a potential hookup for Bieber. Now she can add Cocktail Waitress at Garden of Eden Nightclub to the list.
Ruby Rose
I was not a particular fan of hers on Orange Is The New Black, so I didn't quite get the furor over her. But she looks damned cool in this outfit, even with the booties against which I would normally campaign.
Tori Kelly
Yikes. That's a big ruffled No Thank You for me. I don't get much of an assertive style vibe off her yet, although I did just ding her for wearing tiny shorts all the time and now I partially regret that. Because at least that's a hook.
Tori Kelly
I would've liked this better with slimmer pants, but overall, this is a big improvement over the red-carpet thing. At least it has attitude.
Pharrell
I guess this also technically has attitude. But I can't endorse overalls unless you are apple-picking, offering to change my oil, or lost your pants in a tragic loin-fire accident.