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Jessica Chastain

attends the 2014 National Board Of Review Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on January 7, 2014 in New York City.

Well, she looks great. Solemn, but great. (Don't worry, she was cheery in other shots; we just couldn't see the dress as well.) She's wearing Oscar de la Renta, including some of my favorite shoes from that runway show, and even with the extra linens stapled to her hip, she looks utterly smashing in it.

Melonie Diaz

attends the 2014 National Board Of Review Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on January 7, 2014 in New York City.

And she's in a Zac Posen that looks fabulous on her. I BELIEVE she is working with Brad Goreski, and if so, he's certainly at least nailed the last two in a row.

Lea Seydoux and Adele Exarchopoulos

I love that neither of the "Blue Is The Warmest Color" stars is wearing blue. Adele's shoes are okay, but the rest of her outfit seems badly chosen; Lea, however, looks really cool. I don't think I'd have gone with pale shoes -- a dark purple might've been less jarring? -- but the whole POINT was probably to be unexpected and it succeeds on that front for sure.

Melissa Leo

And then Melissa Leo showed up on her pirate ship, playing the bagpipes.

Will Forte

And my boyfriend Will Forte, much-missed by me on SNL, was also there looking dapper.

Emma Thompson

I can't really tell what she's wearing -- or maybe I can, and there's just not much to tell -- but she certainly looks glowy. I hope that means Willoughby is super dreamy at home. I could not love it more that she ended up with him.

Meryl Streep

2014 National Board Of Review Awards Gala - Red Carpet Arrivals Featuring: Meryl Streep Where: Manhattan, New York, United States

There's something so soothing about Meryl. Also, that is a good coat.

Edie Falco

2014 National Board Of Review Awards Gala - Red Carpet Arrivals

Why so startled, Edie? You've got on great accessories. Just go with it.

Octavia Spencer

2014 National Board Of Review Awards Gala - Red Carpet Arrivals

Lately it seems like there's always one person in something that belongs at another event. This one would be… lunch at The Grove, I imagine.

Maria Bello

I don't know about the grey tights. Or the lack of lipstick. The dress itself, also, might be kind of ugly even if it does fit. The coat is nutty, though and I appreciate that. it's the star of the outfit. Can she really keep it on all night, though? And when she takes it off, will it be instant narcolepsy?

Fugs and Fabs: The National Board of Review Awards
First the New York Film Critics Circle, then this, and the People's Choice Awards are tonight, so that makes three days in a row of things keeping Hollywood spit-shined and speckled and shoe-horned into glad rags, all in advance of the Globes on Sunday. Nobody loves giving out statuettes more than this town, and bless it for THAT. [Photos: Getty]

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