Zendaya
You know I love this girl, but that is some DIY pillowcase nonsense right there.
Russell Wilson
SO much more relaxed.
Cam Newton
He looks like a fashionista detective. Let's call him Hatlock.
Nick Cannon
No, Nicholas. NO. From the belt down YOU LOOK A FOOL. And yet... it's Nickelodeon, so it's also pretty much appropriate and fine.
Gronk
Gronk is such an overgrown kid. I don't mean that as an insult, especially. It's just... factual. And yet those shoes look orthopedic.
Emmanuel Sanders
I guess red kicks are the jam right now? The top-button-only bit is new to me, though. He looks like he's hatching.
Derrick Rose
The matching cartoon shirts amuse me greatly.
Kyrie Irving
I kind of enjoy how sloppy this is. It's... comfortably messy. It's Blake Shelton messy.
Devon Still
I ADORE this family. Devon is the guy the Bengals signed so he could have insurance to pay for his daughter's chemo, and HERE SHE IS, looking darling as can be.
Kobe Bryant
Gotta love the special-edition gold slime.