Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie
"Are you there, God? It's me, Angelina. Why is Brad dressing like the valet at his own mob joint? Could you please give him some kind of vision, and could that vision be of him in Legends of the Fall? Thank you."
Matt Bomer
HE LOOKS SO GOOD. I mean. Caps warranted. SO GOOD. BRAD PITT THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE. YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO THIS. How does Bomer pull off the dots and the checks without looking silly? He REALLY does, though. Brad might look silly. But Brad could at least ... do better.
Julia Roberts in Dior
Is Dior making stuff now so that EVERYONE can look like "Hey I'm Jennifer Lawrence And I'm A Little Frazzled Because I Just Fell Down"? I mean. What is going on with that skirt?
Liv Tyler in Dolce & Gabbana
Fine; bulky; SUPER handy as a purse-substitute, as long as you carry a chart that tells you what cocktails and concessions are worth which piece of eight.
Anna Chlumsky
Hello, Palm Beach Realtor.
Murray Bartlett
Dear GOD, this is a four-way fight. EVERYTHING is mad at everything else.
Kelly Ripa
I feel like she's wearing an Expedia photo of a resort. But I don't hate it. It's actually really calming me down.
Sarah Paulson in Prada
This is just to prove that she CAN smile (as opposed to most of her red carpet pics, where she looks like she just heard something offensive). The dress is much better, for her, too, although being Prada it also looks a bit poorly fitted.
Ryan Murphy, Mark Ruffalo
Murphy's suit is kind of cool -- wouldn't work on everyone, but does on him. And Ruffalo is Ruffalo. If you love it, you love it; if you don't, you still might not. I personally find him delightful. I really loved "13 Going On 30."
Taylor Kitsch
Yep, he's still Riggins.
Marisa Tomei
SCROLLDOWN FUG. Her feet have lashes.
Judith Light
When I look at this, all I can think of is an old SNL sketch with Phil Hartman in which he said, "I just stepped in a big PILE of SASSY." Although that's more for the lady's attitude than her bland outfit. HOWEVER, I'm sorry I stopped recapping DALLAS, because it turns out that her character RUNS A BROTHEL. She is so amazingly cracked out on it.