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# Fugs and Fabs: The Orange Is The New Black NYC Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-orange-is-the-new-black-nyc-premiere/
- Published: 2016-06-17T18:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2016-06-20T03:36:05.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:46

## Taylor Schilling

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2016/06/gettyimages-540778916.jpg)

She looks about 90 percent terrific, but something about the cut of the top makes her neck look like it's way off-center on her body.

## Uzo Aduba

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540805362.jpg)

Her head and her shoes are tying this whole thing up in a nice bow.

## Samira Wiley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540784480.jpg)

Maybe the theme of this slideshow will be, "I Love Your Head And Feet."

## Laura Prepon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540778378.jpg)

And, momentum killed. I like the dress itself, but those shoes seem WAY too competitive with it. I would RATHER look at the frock, so stop YELLING AT ME, Laura Prepon's Feet.

## Dascha Polanco

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540784656.jpg)

She looks nice enough, but also like she's pretty sure this is Hollywood Prom Night.

## Vicky Jeudy

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540784700.jpg)

And this, I just want to style up a bit better. It's a cake that's missing its last layer of frosting.

## Kate Mulgrew

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540784660.jpg)

She and Helena Bonham Carter would be great friends.

## Jackie Cruz

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540784716.jpg)

That skirt is asinine, and so proud of itself, but: This is also one of the LEAST weird things she's worn, so...progress?

## Diane Guerrero

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540785058.jpg)

Please convince me this was not originally sold as saucy pajamas.

## Emily Althaus

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540774658.jpg)

Convince me THIS was not originally sold as a blouse at a store which targets wives of cult leaders.

## Emma Myles

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540775200.jpg)

Someone has worn this before. I want to say Holland Roden, but I am took tired to investigate. Regardless, I applaud Emma for trying to up the game with loud shoes and lips (SEE, we are back to those focal points). Unfortunately they might be a little TOO high-volume? What do you think? I might have kept the lips and replaced the footwear.

## Taryn Manning

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540777102.jpg)

She was such a spectacular standout last season. I'm excited to see what happens to her next, and mostly pleased that whatever it is will not involve this dress. The bodice is nice; I wish we could have explored that a bit more, at the expense of the Target beach maxi that is her skirt. (Not that those don't have a place in this world. This just isn't that place.)

## Laverne Cox

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540777670.jpg)

It was going to be great, until it was see-through. Now it's just grate... ing on my feelings.

## Adrienne C. Warren

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540777846.jpg)

I love her SO MUCH on the show, and she looks divine here.

## Yael Stone

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540777880.jpg)

I genuinely thought she was holding a giant satin clutch over her crotch. NOPE. Instead, it's a skirt that makes her genitals look like a carryall. Unflattering AND painful to imagine.

## Emily Tarver

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540778440.jpg)

She's a new cast member, I think, and I love this whole thing. It's like a sorbet sampler on a hot day.

## Selenis Leyva

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2016/06/GettyImages-540779366.jpg)

And I am going to need every last spoonful of that palate-cleansing sorbet to get the taste of THIS out of my soul. Dear World: One should only look to J.Lo for sartorial advice about 5 percent of the time, and this DEFINITELY does not fall within that range. This is The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Sugar Plum Fairy.

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