Taylor Schilling
She looks about 90 percent terrific, but something about the cut of the top makes her neck look like it's way off-center on her body.
Uzo Aduba
Her head and her shoes are tying this whole thing up in a nice bow.
Samira Wiley
Maybe the theme of this slideshow will be, "I Love Your Head And Feet."
Laura Prepon
And, momentum killed. I like the dress itself, but those shoes seem WAY too competitive with it. I would RATHER look at the frock, so stop YELLING AT ME, Laura Prepon's Feet.
Dascha Polanco
She looks nice enough, but also like she's pretty sure this is Hollywood Prom Night.
Vicky Jeudy
And this, I just want to style up a bit better. It's a cake that's missing its last layer of frosting.
Kate Mulgrew
She and Helena Bonham Carter would be great friends.
Jackie Cruz
That skirt is asinine, and so proud of itself, but: This is also one of the LEAST weird things she's worn, so...progress?
Diane Guerrero
Please convince me this was not originally sold as saucy pajamas.
Emily Althaus
Convince me THIS was not originally sold as a blouse at a store which targets wives of cult leaders.
Emma Myles
Someone has worn this before. I want to say Holland Roden, but I am took tired to investigate. Regardless, I applaud Emma for trying to up the game with loud shoes and lips (SEE, we are back to those focal points). Unfortunately they might be a little TOO high-volume? What do you think? I might have kept the lips and replaced the footwear.
Taryn Manning
She was such a spectacular standout last season. I'm excited to see what happens to her next, and mostly pleased that whatever it is will not involve this dress. The bodice is nice; I wish we could have explored that a bit more, at the expense of the Target beach maxi that is her skirt. (Not that those don't have a place in this world. This just isn't that place.)
Laverne Cox
It was going to be great, until it was see-through. Now it's just grate... ing on my feelings.
Adrienne C. Warren
I love her SO MUCH on the show, and she looks divine here.
Yael Stone
I genuinely thought she was holding a giant satin clutch over her crotch. NOPE. Instead, it's a skirt that makes her genitals look like a carryall. Unflattering AND painful to imagine.
Emily Tarver
She's a new cast member, I think, and I love this whole thing. It's like a sorbet sampler on a hot day.
Selenis Leyva
And I am going to need every last spoonful of that palate-cleansing sorbet to get the taste of THIS out of my soul. Dear World: One should only look to J.Lo for sartorial advice about 5 percent of the time, and this DEFINITELY does not fall within that range. This is The Pussycat Dolls Present: The Sugar Plum Fairy.