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Mark Hamill

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Mr. Hamill, you have an extremely cool job. I don't envy much about show business, but getting to be part of these movies -- to know that when that music starts up, it starts up FOR YOU, basically -- sounds pretty freaking awesome.

Mark Hamill

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I also think he's kind of a distinguished-looking dude. Is Luke Skywalker becoming as silver fox?!?

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart

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She looks nice. Who knew Ally McBeal and Han Solo would have such staying power. Also, remember when he crashed his plane? MAN, it has been a weird celebrity news cycle.

Carrie Fisher

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Oh, Carrie. You should NOT have been looking for a blue suede clog. Also, you look like a fortune-teller, but in kind of a great way -- like, this is the booth at the carnival I would WANT to go into, because she would serve really good snacks and zero bullshit.

Carrie Fisher

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I do think it's a faux pas when your blue suede clogs clash with your blue velvet dress. Whenever anyone wants to mix textures, I feel like you should call Mickey Rourke, or something, just for advice on how it's done. He might not KNOW, but he's at least frequently trying the same thing himself.

Billy Dee Williams

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LANDO! Is Lando in this movie? Wait, don't tell me. Also, how adorable is this child?

Lando and Han

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"HAN, OLD BUDDY!"

Peter Mayhew

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He is 71, and seven-foot-two (three inches shorter now than what Wikipedia calls his "peak height"). He seems very dry and wry about all this -- the same site quotes him as saying he got the part of Chewie simply by standing up -- and what I REALLY love is that he's wearing a medal. I hope you can see it. He jokes a lot about Chewie never getting a medal in the final scene. Well, now he has one. SNIFFLE.

Anthony Daniels

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I was thinking to myself that the very genteel-seeming Anthony Daniels looks EXACTLY as you might expect the real C3PO to look. And then I realized that he was hired when the character was still a sketch, so they maybe DID design the helmet based on the specs of his head, which would give it a resemblance. I don't know. I love it, though. And look at his pin here on the next slide...

C3PO pin

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I love it. STAY ALIVE, SIR. Treasure that voice. He is also apparently a professor of some level at Carnegie Mellon, so excuse me while I go back to school.

C3PO and R2D2

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Aha, now THESE are the droids I'm looking for. I am curious about C3PO's Iron Man-style red arm -- a very interesting accessory choice indeed, although his shoes are a little matchy-matchy. Sir, this would have been the perfect time for a colorful heel.

Fugs and Fabs: The Original Star Wars Cast at the premiere of The Force Awakens
Yes, they LOOK like finger guns, but I assume he's actually about to correct himself into Darth Vader's neck-choking trick. I also assume he tries that anytime he goes anywhere, either by request or because he's trying to strike fear in the heart of a rude waiter. [Photos: Getty]

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