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# Fugs and Fabs: The Oscars Lightbox Purge
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-oscars-lightbox-purge/
- Published: 2014-03-06T15:00:10.000Z
- Updated: 2015-02-26T00:57:20.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Mamie Gummer

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476558829.xml)

WHAT is even happening here?! This is brutally hideous, like the dress that would happen when the only thing left on earth is the remnant bin at a Joann's fabrics owned by a serious Victorian depressive.

## The Travolta/Prestons

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476421133.xml)

Kelly Preston look pretty great in this, but how hilarious is the expression on her face? That says, "I'll be hearing about this f'ing Adele Dazeem thing for the rest of the week."

## Sara Bareilles

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476413429.xml)

She rather looks as if she's been rolled in gift wrap, and yet I still kind of enjoy it.

## Abbie Cornish

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476412885.xml)

Of all the Dresses With Mesh Covering Decolletage in the World, this is not the worst.

## Petra Nemcova

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476403225.xml)

I will allow it.

## Emmy Rossum

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476394751.xml)

Love the dress, am seriously giving those shoes the side-eye. Although it's very Mary Poppins, and for that I will high-five her. It's a side-eye-high-five, which is very difficult to pull off without falling over.

## Jessica Lowndes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476392701.xml)

This is quite, quite, quite pretty.

## Maria Bello

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476392069.xml)

Imagine how great this could have been if some lipstick had entered the mix.

## Alfre Woodard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476347163.xml)

My favorite part of this picture is that it looks as if she just decided, "screw it. I'm going barefoot."

## Laura Vandervoort

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476343861.xml)

Look, at least it's interesting.

## Bellamy Young

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476297859.xml)

Speaking of interesting, this is quite groovy. I wish Mellie would sex it up more often.

## Greta Gerwig

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476259819.xml)

Dude. You need jewelry with this thing.

## Ellie Kemper

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476252209.xml)

"No, YOU. YOU look charming and elegant!"

## Sofia Vergara

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/476252173.xml)

Sofia Vergara IS Sofia Vergara in *Sit Down, Sofia Vergara, Award Season's Over.*

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