Salma Hayek
This is not the worst she could've done, although the dress is somewhat ruined by the tube bra. The stuff on the sleeves also looks like a dastardly ooze seeping up and down her arm and preparing to swallow her whole. Salma Hayek, on account of being married to Pinault, should be getting the best of everything. So I think we have to assume that she believes she IS, and that she has perhaps taken leave of her perspective.
Demi Moore
This looks ripped from a fairy-tale collection -- like, Red Riding Hood at her first school dance. What really distracts me are the shoes, which evoke high-fashion cats.
Courtney Love
This has potential -- it would also make a saucy nightgown, though -- and if I ignore what design the purple shoes threaten to be, and the general rumpled air of Stale Hotel Room so often exuded by Courtney Love, I might rather like it.
A$AP Rocky
I have hated those loafers on everyone who's tried them. They look like the stunt dogs Michael Palin runs over in A Fish Called Wanda.
Kelly Lynch
I could see being very comfortable in a squashy armchair upholstered thusly. The shoes appear to have been yanked out of the freezer after developing some serious burn. And look at them from the side...
Kelly Lynch
I need to know what is happening here. Are the shoes DESIGNED to look like the heels are collapsing? Is SHE making them do that? Are they structurally unsound, or is Unable To Pass Inspection hot for fall?
Jaden Smith
Jaden Smith always looks like he is in costume as himself.
Melanie Griffith
Not bad! She'd make a wonderful wicked stepmother.
Gia Coppola
This looks like what would happen if someone made a magic spell whose ingredients were Alexa Chung and a roll of wrapping paper.
Makenzie Leigh
Makenzie Leigh was in Billy Flynn's Long Halftime Walk. I enjoy the sassiness of this pose, although she does look a bit more like she's in a Target ad than at a Gucci event. The pattern of that dress is great, though. Lose the boring tulle border. It doesn't need any more excitement than it already has.
Jennifer Tilly
Jennifer wins at whimsy this week, ALREADY, and it's only Monday. She also wins at lipstick. Let's go in closer...
Jennifer Tilly
Were they unable to get clearance for "Who's the fairest of them all"? Because "Who's The Most Beautiful" just seems kind of competitive, like a really bitchy sorority hazing ritual.
Jennifer Tilly
Pumpkin hour approacheth!
Lady Victoria Hervey
I mean, I sincerely feel like she -- a GFY semi-regular whose purpose outside of thightacular fashions has yet to be determined -- has worn fourteen variations on this very dress.
Lady Victoria Hervey
And she cannot RESIST one that both spotlights her buttocks and endangers them.