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Bellamy Young

bellamy young EW People up fronts party

It's gotten to where it's jarring when she's NOT in her gigantic Mellie hair. The dress is fun but, as much as I appreciate that the shoes are not your standard color, I'm not sure they're the right pick either. Too heavy, maybe? Too daytime-looking. They're luncheon shoes.

Karla Souza, Aja Naomi King, Liza Weil

Karla Souza, Aja Naomi King, Liza Weil EW People upfronts

I'm good with all of these -- especially Aja Naomi King in the middle -- except that Liza's outfit is actually wide-legged pants, I believe, judging from other pictures. It's EXTREMELY Chico's, in a way that kind of surprises me on her, but would work on a yacht off the Florida coast. HOWEVER: Her makeup is so much better than it is on Pretty Little Lawyers. When she has the blonde hair, she does better with a smokier eye.

Charlie Weber and Jack Falahee

charlie weber jack falahee EW People up fronts party

Both of these people are way cuter in this photograph than they look on How I Met Your Murder. Is that show a Hotness Suck, maybe?

Darby Stanchfield

darby stanchfield EW People upfronts

A giant satin gift bag -- seriously, that is a big ol' bow in the back. It's... different for her, that's certain. Maybe she just fell in love with the clutch -- and rightly -- and decided it needed something monochrome and vaguely bananas.

Shonda Rhimes

shonda rhimes EW People upfronts

Thank you for the metallic shoes, Shonda. You look great.

Dave Annable

dave annable EW People upfronts

He is a total silver fox -- just a super cute Everyman type -- but something about the entire ensemble makes it seem like he's just WAITING to be a grandfather.

Camilla Luddington

camilla luddington EW People upfronts

Never a fan of the frocks that make appear as if a gaggle of impractical tube tops is holding you hostage.

Megan Boone

Megan Boone ew people upfronts

That bottom third looks like the rest of it is dry-heaving.

Jaimie Alexander

jaimie alexander EW People upfronts

She is so pretty and was delightful when we spoke to her at Fashion Week; why does her hair look like it was cut with a weed-wacker? Also see-through top boring zzz I don't really like any of the traditional pizza meats.

Abigail Breslin

abigail breslin EW People upfronts

Another charming person who I wish looked better, because she IS so much better than Messy, Messy Everywhere.

Caterina Scorsone

caterina scorsone EW People upfronts

Good dress, boring shoes, TOTALLY forgot she had turned up on Grey's Anatomy (although I correctly predicted that when they cancelled Private Practice, hooray for me, medals ahoy).

Danielle Panabaker

danielle panabaker EW People upfronts

She is SO lovely, and my God, I wish she had accessorized this better.

Jesse Williams

jesse williams EW People upfronts

Still a dish.

Zachary Levi

zachary levi EW People upfronts

You can take the boy away from Chuck Bartowski, but you can't take Chuck Bartowski away from the boy. (And a good thing, too. Long live Chuck.)

America Ferrera

america ferrera EW People upfronts

I believe this is supposed to be ethereal, but instead it comes off matronly.

Matt McGorry

matt mcgorry EW People upfronts

And then Asher made this face. It doesn't matter why.

Sophia Bush

sophia bush EW People upfronts

This would cost so much money at Paper Source, for just enough to wrap like a present and a half.

Alfred Enoch

alfred enoch EW People upfronts

Oof, that sweater might as well be a straitjacket.

Tracee Ellis Ross

tracee ellis ross EW People upfronts

She is the bee's knees, and I love her for using this as a platform for orange shoes.

Jamie Lee Curtis

jamie lee curtis EW People upfronts

I would have worn closed-toe shoes with the tights. But, whatever. Jamie Lee Curtis is still my favorite, in a global sense.

Hannah Simone

hannah simone EW People upfronts

That skirt is a pelvis-ruiner.

Jerrika Hinton

jerrika hinton EW People upfronts

She's so fab that it makes me sorry I quit Grey's... wait, no, that's a lie, I will never be sorry about that.

Grace Gealey

grace gealey EW People upfronts

I just wish this was a mini-skirt or something.

Janina Gavankar

janina gavankar EW People upfronts

This designer REALLY should have spent more money on fabric dye.

Portia Doubleday

portia doubleday EW People upfronts

Portia is the sister of Empire's Kaitlin, and... this is veering into Culottes Romper territory. It is ALSO one of those things that only really works on a boat somewhere really disgustingly great, like St. Tropez or something, where any old crazy thing you wear suddenly looks cosmopolitan and nautical.

Mehcad Brooks

mehcad brooks EW People upfronts

That is QUITE a blouse. Put it back before Hagrid notices.

Max Jenkins

max jenkins ew people upfronts

Max is on "The Mysteries of Laura," and I honestly think this outfit should be her first case of season two.

Danielle Brooks

danielle brooks ew people upfronts

She looks totally saucy, and a bit like she's going to dance to Whitesnake or something.

Miranda Cosgrove

miranda cosgrove ew people upfronts

They grow up so fast. I actually like the skirt but want to raze that peplum.

Mireille Enos

mireille enos ew people upfronts

Oh, God, no. EVERYTHING is a no. From the top to the shoes, THERE IS NO SAFE PLACE.

Diane Guerrero

diane guerrero ew people upfronts

Herve Leger meets a wicker chair.

Ben Feldman

ben feldman

Is that tie a different pattern on each end (so that one is in back and one is in front)?

Katie Lowes

katie lowes ew people upfronts

Another lady I can thank for not wearing white shoes with this.

Fugs and Fabs: The People/EW Upfronts Party
I SWEAR I wrote an intro to this post, but only now, 12 hours after it published, did I check and notice that nothing was written here. WELL DONE. Is my brain cramping? [Photos: Getty]

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