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Eva Mendes

Maybe the reason she seems mad all the time is that people keep forgetting she exists, unless she's talking a walk somewhere with Ryan Gosling. If I think hard about it I can name movies she was in, but... there is something inherently forgettable about her to me. I am not a Mendite, I guess. But what do we think of the outfit? I actually think I like its vintage-y flair. But I also wish she'd give it to Elle Fanning or Vanessa Hudgens or whoever, and go try on something else.

Ryan Gosling

"Don't look at me -- I don't know why she glares all the time, either. Maybe she's mad at me because I'm giving out static-electricity shocks like an old man with a pocketful of Werther's. Whatever. Hey, girl. Want a jolt?"

Patricia Clarkson

I don't know what she has on under that coat, and maybe it's nothing, and I might be fine with that. She is so sassy.

Bradley Cooper

How long are they filming the freaking third Hangover movie, anyway? Or is this for yet ANOTHER role? I keep assuming he is desperate to cut his hair, but maybe not. Anyway, the suit is mostly fine, the workboots seem right on the border, but when you go to close-up...

Bradley Cooper

Somehow, everything about this seems so carefully color-rich, I might have believed you if you told me it was his wax figure. Maybe Bradley stopped by the Oz salon, where they can tint basically everything, AND do it in rhyme.

Fugs and Fabs: The Premiere of That Movie Where Ryan Gosling Met Eva Mendes
Eva Mendes always somehow looks like she's annoyed. It's exhausting. [Photos: Getty]

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