Johnny Depp, Amber Heard
The curious thing about this couple is that they are married, and yet in photos, they come across like they have never had a conversation of more than three words and perhaps one of them speaks an entirely inscrutable foreign language.
Amber Heard in Dolce & Gabbana
I actually love this suit on her, though. The hair looks too much like a college junior studying for tomorrow's chem exam.
Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton
I don't know what this is made of, but it appears to be 70 percent denim and 30 percent... newsprint? Is there a square dance down at the old printing press?
Paula Patton
Paula wore a lot of see-through stuff when she was in the last throes of marriage to Robin Thicke. Then she pulled it together. Then, I think, she noticed that she'd fallen so far off the radar that she couldn't even SEE it anymore. Hence, this top.
Holland Roden in Edeline Lee
I wonder if Holland was invited to this event because someone confused "Danish" and Dutch." Like, "Oh, The Dutch Girl? That must be Holland Roden's biopic. Better send her an Evite!"
Also, unsurprisingly, I want this to be pants OR a dress (longer) but not both together.
Camilla Belle
Those shoes with this frock are like Lucy teeing up the ball for Charlie Brown and then yanking it away at the last minute.
Eddie Redmayne
I don't dig the lace-up shoes with this -- they seem like a wrong match -- but I do sort of love all that plaid. It's so unusual.
Eddie Redmayne, Hannah Bagshewe
She looks very pretty, and also as if behind the eyes there lurks a preemptive fatigue at having to do another awards season.
Elisabeth Rohm
Happy Polterwangsgiving!