Mary Berry
Mary is a treasure and I refuse to watch Great British Baking Show -- as it is legally required to be called here in America -- without her. When the news came down that Mel and Sue were leaving the show, Heather and I were in an airport in Newark and I literally gasped so loudly and with such dismay that she thought something had gone personally wrong for me WHICH IT HAD.
Anyhoodle, Mary also looks lovely in a dress I feel that Kate Middleton might also eyeball appreciatively.
Joan Collins
Bless you, Joan, you coy vixen you. Here, you look as if you're considering throwing a drink in someone's face after stealing her company, and I hope that happens.
Mollie King
I can hear Tim Gunn in my head, murmuring "student work." He sounds dismayed.
Nicole Scherzinger
This is rather pretty, but I cannot look at her face without thinking of the fact that she recently played Grizabella in a Cats revival, and then imagining her in Old Lady Cat Makeup.
Alesha Dixon
I've just accepted that I will never sign off on a choker -- it's one of those things I lived through the first time, and am now OVER -- but this dress is very appealing.
Nicola Roberts
Sigh. Imagine this with other shoes. IMAGINE IT.
Myleene Klass
I LOVE Myleene -- we did a TV show with her about a hundred years ago, and she is A DELIGHT -- and she deserves better.
Emma Bunton
She's a delight, and I love this whimsical dress.