
Seriously, I want to know each and every vitamin she is taking. I also love that she went with the most sprightly collection of colors in the world.

This is a little nutty, but I'm ALMOST right there with her. I just want a red lip and shoes that don't look like someone forgot to whittle down the sole.

Half of her appears to be bionic.

I am legit concerned this is going to give her boobs... whatever the garment equivalent of paper cuts would be.

I'm not in love with the garment in general, but at least she's giving it ALL the attitude and flair.

Oh, Eva the Diva. This is bananas. She looks like a cross between Andra Day and Kim Kardashian.

Andra is like, "Let's sing for it, eh, Eva?"

"YES, I'm wearing my drapes. WHAT OF IT."

"YES, I'm wearing half a piƱata that is throwing itself a funeral. WHAT OF IT."

Y'all, if you want her to wear a gold glittery jumpsuit, JUST PUT HER IN A GOLD GLITTERY JUMPSUIT. Do not add a dressing-room curtain.

I wish the fabric didn't show through, and that it was ALL gold.

This is pretty bonkers, but it's also quite amazing that a 17-year old makes this look modern and cool. I'm not sure how many other people on this spinning rock could do the same.
