Emma Stone in Dior
This is very pretty, very basic, very "Shoot I forgot about this until last night, what can I get?" She looks both fine and forgettable.
Lucy Liu in Zuhair Murad
And THIS sort of feels like someone told her the party was a lot more formal than it is.
Olivia Wilde in H&M Conscious Collection
She's pulling off something few could.
Amy Poehler in BCBG
I love her for WEARING A FREAKING COAT although I also think hiding the dress may not have been a bad idea.
Kristen Wiig in Max Azria
Yes, it's boring black, but she looks fabulous in this dress. It's her head I have concerns about; it's a little fried-looking (I actually prefer her as a brunette) and the makeup is super Daytime Tea Party.
Sarah Silverman in Zac Posen
This picture is totally nutcrackers to me. She looks the way tequila makes me feel.
Melissa McCarthy
I saw a clip of her as Matt Foley, Motivational Speaker, and she really got Chris Farley's body movements down. It was impressive. This outfit actually looks great on her - maybe the best she's done on that front in a long time.
Maya Rudolph
This looks like one of her children tailored it, which actually might be an insult to her children, for which I apologize.
Tina Fey
BRACELET ALERT. Yes, her dress is boring, but she looks classy and appropriate. This is a weird event. I don't entirely think ANYONE knew what to wear, so we got stuff that's all over the place.
Natasha Lyonne
This is just unkind.
Sarah Palin
Apparently she borrowed this dress from Bristol, who has been photographed before wearing it. She looks... like she is trying as hard as a human can, and failing on a bunch of levels, which is perhaps a recurring theme in her career. Her lipstick is a disaster, her purse is weird, the shoes don't look good on her.... we don't even have to INCLUDE the dress to run down what is woeful here.
Cheri Oteri
Ooh, she looks fab, though.
Sheryl Crow
She looks good too. A bit like she's showing up to work. Which at least half of these people WERE, which is why it makes the dress code kinda hard to hit.
Catherine Zeta-Jones
She could do better.
Victoria Jackson
She looks EXACTLY the way I expected. Exactly.
Melanie Hutsell
And she looks totally unchanged. Delta Delta Delta, can I help ya help ya help ya?
Sasheer Zamata
So pretty. I'd love to see her develop a character or two, so that she feels less like wallpaper on the show. I like her; I just don't have a handle on what she can DO yet.
Leslie Jones
And I love Leslie Jones, but that bodice is STRESSING ME OUT.
Ana Gasteyer
Seeing some of these faces from years past makes me miss them. Can't they come back more often? Just, like, drop in for half an episode here and there?
Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom
They're a dapper pair. She looks BEAUTIFUL in that.
Jessica Seinfeld
This is all an insane mess to me. From hair to jumpsuit. I REALLY am not a fan of her with the bleached-out short 'do, which I guess is fine since I hardly ever see pictures of her. So I can deal. I CAN DEAL, JESSICA SEINFELD. I CAN.
Whoopi Goldberg
On the one hand: It's called EFFORT, Whoopi. On the other, it's kind of amazing to see someone dressed the way a real human being would be dressed in subzero windchill. Good for her for being like, "Sorry, Lorne, but fear of frostbite wins."