Jamie Lee Curtis
You know exactly what I'm going to say, though: Give me some vixenish lipstick, Jamie Lee.
Jamie Lee Curtis
The outfit, though, is just what she wears all the damn time. She is wonderful but I very much want Emma Roberts to take her shopping.
Lea Michele
I guess when you don't bring a purse, you supersize your bodice instead. By the end of the night, I hope that was full of purloined dinner rolls and tiny scented hand soaps.
Zendaya
The Artful Dodger has never looked foxier. (Seriously, this is a BERMUDA SHORTS SUIT and yet Zendaya looks pretty spectacular in it. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE. Nobody try this at home. Zendaya is operating on a whole other level and I can't even see it from my house.)
Sharon Stone
Oh, God, I think Sharon borrowed her shirt from Madonna.
Sarah Paulson
This is a tube top and an oversize Talking Heads blazer, and she STILL beats Sharon Stone. SHARON. RETHINK.
Alessandra Ambrosio
This is what happens if a leotard and a scarf get pregnant.
Carly Rae Jepsen
She and Bieber have the same manager, and I can safely say whoever on that team is giving hair advice needs to be SILENCED.
Jaime King
Okay, this is so much better than gluing a homemade toilet-seat cover to her chest. I am not sure the deep '70s plunge is my favorite on her, but she's vibing with it, and the entire look -- with perfect makeup -- is a lot more polished than her last outing. Ergo, even if I don't LIKE the International House of Boobcakes, I at least UNDERSTAND it. The other thing was just a hallucinatory enigma.
Jaime King
I also LOVE the orange lining. But boy, is that slit up to the hart of her dixie. Step carefully, Lemon.
Angela Bassett
This slightly shorter vee is better, I think. I don't know. I also might be swayed by Angela Bassett wearing a mask, which is apparently my catnip.
Emma Roberts
It bears repeating that her stylist has done -- by and large -- really good work with her in the last year or two. This is very pretty.
Sarah Hyland
I applaud her for going bold on the lips, but ultimately I think I'd have gone with red over purple -- even a dark red. She sorta looks like she just ate four grape popsicles in a row. But her commitment to matching it to her nails is admirable.