Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham
I don't hate OR love this, from this angle -- mostly because I can barely even tell what it IS -- but let the record show that I am not a fan of the eye makeup/eyebrow combo she's been using lately. I think it's harsh and aging on her.
Victoria Beckham in Victoria Beckham
Not a fan from the back, either.
Laura Carmichael
I just... it's creative? But it also looks like a napkin sneezing tulle.
Harry Styles
PT Barnum's latest descendent really wants to hip up the circus.
Nicole Scherzinger in Julien Macdonald
I want to think that's delicate and pretty, but mostly it's just fussy. It reminds me of a cocktail I had once with a fuchsia flower frozen in a giant cube. It was at Fashion Week. It was delicious. It was not something I would wear. AHA: Here it is.
Lily Allen in Vivienne Westwood
I own that bed sheet. It's from Target. It's comfortable, but the pillowcases make me break out after two or three sleeps.
Lily Allen
Actually, I think the thread count on my Target sheet is nicer.
Alexa Chung in Emilia Wickstead
A little staid, but also pretty on her. Scratch this one off the list, Duchess Kate; it's been done.
Alexa Chung
And this one, she... made at home?
Tamsin Egerton
I don't love the shoes with this, particularly, but the outfit itself is kind of cool and might've been a hot change of pace on the aforefeatured Ms. Chung.
Kylie Minogue in Stella McCartney
Lord, that's bad. Even Kylie looks like she wants to vomit all over it.
Olivia Palermo in Emilia Wickstead
I wasn't a HUGE fan of this when Jena Malone wore the skirt. I think it's worse with this sad, heavy shirt, even though Jena's version did look like she'd just been shot in the breast.
Mollie King in Patricia Bonaldi
It wants to be lovely, but it's really just an ode to the center of her chest. I LOVE that lipstick, though.
Laura Bailey
I would like that better without the drop-waist on the pleats. It's definitely dramatic, though. Hard to miss.
Courtney Love and Lana del Rey
Apparently these two are going on tour together. I kind of want someone to film that. Covertly.