Jessica Chastain in Michael Kors Collection

This is super on her. This is one of those looks that's good in a I Would Buy That And Wear It kind of way, as opposed to the This Is Transportively Glorious And Made Only For Celebrities kind of way.

JOAN COLLINS

(a) I love that Dame Joan wears whatever she wants to whatever event she attends, and (b) WHERE is the photo of Dame Joan and Gwyneth Paltrow? Because I might frame that and keep it for my personal use.

Elle MacPherson in Michael Kors Collection

This fits her very well and is also totally bonkers. What does it mean that I saw this and thought, "Steven Tyler would slay in this"? I feel like it might actually be kind of a compliment.

Daisy Lowe in Michael Kors Collection

Daisy! Why aren't your shoes gold?! THE ANSWER IS IN YOUR HANDS.

Arizona Muse in Michael Kors Collection

Is this a brown version of the silver skirt we saw on Gwyneth? I have to give the nod to Goop, I fear. Sorry, Arizona!

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Celebs at the Michael Kors Collection Dinner

You saw Gwyneth and Solange. Now, here's everyone else, including, but not limited to, JOAN FLIPPING COLLINS. (Most of them look pretty darn good, I have to admit.) [Photos: Getty Images for Michael Kors]