Sheryl Crow
Great dress, but why did Thor do her hair?
Hayley Orrantia
Oh, my dear. You are nineteen, and that dress is nineteen different kinds of not working. I'd be curious whether the skirt fabric could fly with a better bodice; together this entire thing looks crazy and garish. She looks like a background player in a musical about Little Mary Sunshine's left turn into prostitution.
Jana Kramer
This is the best she's styled herself in a long time. It's like the refreshing antidote to Hayley Orrantia's floral sunburn.
Danielle Bradbury
Cinderella? It's time to fire the mice.
Cassadee Pope
This cat's cradle of embroidery is an unflattering tragedy.
Lauren Alaina
Carrie Underwood has officially been dethroned as the girl with the most country hair. It's so blonde it's actually yellow.
Kellie Pickler
She spent so much time sharpening one side that she ran out of time to do the other.
Colbie Caillat
I love this dress, and desperately wish that it could return again another day without the glaring satin shoes. It deserves a better finish.
Robin Roberts
This is a jumpsuit, and I don't like those shoes, but she makes it SO HARD to be mad at any of it.
The Band Perry
The Vampire Monkees are officially the two people I'm gladdest to see at any of these things. I will never NOT find their hair choices hysterical.
Kimberly Perry
This has so much more personality than that other thing. Take the girl out of the moptop sandwich and she blossoms.
Jennifer Nettles
I thought we'd dispatched with this stuff in like 2009. Why did the top of this give up? Why did it yoke itself to an inferior product, Dr. Moreau-style, in an attempt to create a super species? WHY DO PEOPLE DO THINGS.
Jennifer Nettles and Kenny Rogers
The greatest indignity of this shot is not Jennifer's genuinely tragic jumpsuit with those dishwater bottoms. No, the problem is that I will never, ever get used to the fact that Kenny Rogers jacked with his face and now looks nothing like himself. Sir, you are The Gambler. KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM. Don't turn that song into a den of LIES.