Rose Byrne in Max Mara

I wish this was a knee-length pencil skirt that she'd paired with some REALLY AWESOME shoes dramatic strappy shoes. She is wearing this as well as a person can -- it is one of the better jumpsuit options -- but meh.

Cate Blanchett in Chloe

This is so average. Like Princess Leia from the first Star Wars movie went to her stylist and he tried to give her layers.

Maggie Gyllenhaal in Peter Som

My problem with this is that I keep wanting to check my eyesight.

Eva Longoria in Max Mara

This isn't even really TRYING, right?

Arielle Kebbel

I'm so distracted by her tan and her hair and how they make her monochrome.

Emma Bell

I wish I was wearing this right now. I don't know if I LIKE it, per se, but it would be perfect for cocktails on the Fug Nation lanai, where we all discuss Kate Middleton's shoe choices and Matt Bomer's cheekbones.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Crystal + Lucy Women In Film Awards

Tickets to this sucker were $500 a pop. I paid less than that to see the Kings win the Stanley Cup in 2012, and that was all toothless, joyful men in beards, with nary a jumpsuit in sight. WAY better value for money. [Photos: Splash]