Gwen Christie
On the other hand, maybe her invisibility cloak just unexpectedly clocked out for the night.
Ellie Goulding
Ugh. Her head is lazily done and her dress is just a glorified panty sheath.
Lindsay Lohan
I'm sick of cut-up-to-everywhere, but this actually does look sort of good on her. She has looked worse. She Has Looked Worse: The Latter-Day Lohan Story.
Lindsay Lohan
This is, in fact, worse. (It's from another event this same night -- so, she's in the same shoes -- but I didn't think it merited its own post, so I'm letting it gatecrash.)
Rebel Wilson
She looks SO cute in this. I love it.
Rebel Wilson and Jennifer Saunders
I forgot to write this caption at first. Maybe it's because I was SO DELIGHTED by the idea of these two in the same place.
Maggie Gyllenhaal in Roland Mouret
I like this. Partly because she has ALSO looked worse. So much worse. At least the color is pretty on her, and she did the lipstick correctly.
Olivia Wilde
Couldn't it at least have been a NICER t-shirt?
Alexa Chung
This looks ripped out of Keira Knightley's maternity closet. (And no, I have not heard anything about Alexa being pregnant; it's just a comment on the style of the dress.)
Roksanda Ilincic
I'm going to guess that she's wearing her own design. I put this in because a) it's cool, and b) she has a weird kind of Cate Blanchett's Brunet Baby Sister vibe about her.
Lily Cole
Join her on the lanai. She's selling some neat Tupperware.
Jourdan Dunn
And then you get someone who inspires a hacky old "STYLE? WHAT STYLE?" remark
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Anthony Vaccarello
Her head is great. Unfortunately I'm not sure that's where she wants you to look.
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Anthony Vaccarello
Oh come on. I CAN SEE THE SHADOW YOUR BUTT CHEEKS ARE CASTING.
Cara Delevingne
I'm not sure I've ever appreciated her before, in any situation, but now here she is fully clothed and I want to give her a hug.