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Julia Mancuso

julia mancuso espys

She maybe should have just stayed home. Invisibility is preferable to that dress.

Robin Roberts

robin roberts espys

She should NEVER stay home. Because she is the best. That shirt is see-through, a bit, and I don't even care. Robin Roberts can do whatever she wants.

Caroline Wozniacki

caroline wozniacki espys

This is okay, but if you'd told me she was in a wedding earlier that day I'd have believed you.

Tara Lipinski

tara lipinski espys

Another sad victim of Footwear Without Finesse.

Tara Lipinski

tara lipinski

AND AGAIN. Johnny Weir, where are you? SURELY he would have some advice on this front.

Lisa Leslie

lisa leslie espys

That is a beautiful shade on her.

Ronda Rousey

ronda rousey espys

This looked mildly better when I was watching her accept her award for outstanding female athlete, but it's still... it's just SO overworked and it's not so much celebrating her athletic body as defacing it.

Danica Patrick

danica patrick espys

I would have liked this better if it had picked a length and stuck with it.

Danielle Green

danielle green espys

Danielle won the Pat Tillman award for service. She played basketball for Notre Dame while I was a student there GO IRISH and then went into the military. In Baghdad, she lost her hand and half of her arm -- you can see her prosthesis begin at her left elbow -- and on the telecast she told the story of how her cohorts knew the missing hand was the one that wore her wedding rings and so they WENT BACK TO THE SCENE and dug around until they found her hand and recovered her rings. That is... Reader, I cried.

Candis Cayne

candis cayne espys

I loved Candis on "Dirty Sexy Money" as Billy Baldwin's mistress, so it's nice to see her again. Herself a high-profile transgender woman, Candis was there to support Caitlyn Jenner. And she looks great doing it.

Hannah Davis

hannah davis espys

This DOES look like an exhibition leotard, so I guess that makes it ESPYs-appropriate.

Victoria Azarenka

victoria azarenka espys

This just looks like Vika only enjoys wearing tennis skirts.

Anastasia Ashley

anastasia ashley espys

I have this concern that maybe this is a skort -- shorts hidden under a skirt-like wrap.

Maggie Vessey

maggie vassey

Ladies and gentlemen IT'S PANTS.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the ESPYs
I accidentally published this without ANY words here, although simply writing WORDS would have been apt. [Photos: Getty]

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