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Jake Gyllenhaal

IT'S THE SUMMER OF JAKE!

Diane Kruger in Cushnie et Ochs

Girlfriend changed from her Prada gown into this for an after-premiere dinner. And I know I've seen this before and as usual my brain isn't holding onto the intel. WHO WORE IT, YOU GUYS? [Answer: Emily Ratajkowski, in purple, which is totally not who I am thinking of because we didn't cover that event on this site; I really thought I'd seen it in black. Maybe I am simply imagining a similar one and/or a knockoff?]

(Also: she looks decent in this, but it's ridiculous, right? The pants length is all wanky [*I am leaving that typo because it's my favorite].)

Alessandra Ambrosio

"WHEEEEE wait. What do you MEAN this isn't Cannes? Aw, shit."

Emily Watson

The color is great; she is holding up the train in every photo I've seen so far, though, so I basically have no idea how this really looks. LET YOUR TRAIN TRAIL, EMS.

Nastassja Kinski

This seems successful.

Clotilde Courau

This IS successful.

Radha Mitchell

And I LOVE this.

Anita Caprioli

But God knows it isn't a film festival if someone doesn't show up in a Questionable Sleeve Situation.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the "Everest" Premiere
We covered Diane Kruger, Elizabeth Banks, and Paz Vega yesterday -- and you need to see what they wore to this, because they all looked fantastic -- but let's check out everyone else. Much like George Costanza before him, Jake Gyllenhaal has chosen to drape himself in velvet. [Photos: Getty]

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