Rita Ora in Marchesa
That is a whole lot of nonsense raining from a potentially acceptable base. I didn't think mermaids usually got static cling, but I suppose all bets are off when they become mail-order brides in Vegas.
Jessie J in Gucci
Jessie shaved her head for charity, and then dyed it for... kicks, I guess. I actually think, not unlike Miley, that the blonde shortness of it all brings out her beautiful eyes. But these are basically lounging PJs with wings. For protection against what? Disfiguring wine spills?
Rashida Jones in Erdem
Those are very lovely pajamas. Keep them for late-night Mannequin marathons on HBO.
Laura Haddock
WHY IS EVERYONE WEARING GLORIFIED PAJAMAS? WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY. Also, please let me know if that is the kind of society we now live in, because my blogging life will get instantly more trendy.
Ellie Goulding
Oh, God, this outfit is like the fashion depiction of a woman who's SUPER bummed out about having bad cramps.
Amanda Holden
I'm not sure what's more confused, the dress or my brain. Is it even finished? Did her worker-mice get high before their shift? Why is her right arm about to perform a free skate set to "Under the Sea"?
Rebel Wilson
I am so sad that Rebel's show Super Fun Night looks so awful. I heard they're rejiggering a lot of it, though, so maybe...? She looks cute in this, but someone needs to get with her about waist definition at some point.
Myleene Klass
We worked with Myleene on a show that aired in the UK and Canada, and in the spirit of giving credit where it's due, she was so, so nice and fun and friendly and regular; you would never have known how big a celebrity she actually is in Britain. I was always sad Myleene didn't hit it big over here with "I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here," because I find her super likable on camera as well. Anyway, she looks beautiful here, which is always a relief. I like it when nice people look awesome.
Samantha Barks in Roland Mouret
This would be so lovely if her white bra wasn't punching me in the face.
Joanne Froggatt
It's always nice to see Anna Bates in something other than her servant's clothes.
Zosia Mamet in Preen
This is actually pretty cute, but could use more interesting shoes and way less of the cat-eye makeup. But she seems happy, which is worth about 75 points.
Kylie Minogue
Pretty. And not nude pumps with it! VICTORY IN OUR TIME.
Joan Collins
Yes, you saucy minx.