> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the "Into The Woods" Premiere - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-into-the-woods-premiere/ - Published: 2014-12-09T19:00:23.000Z - Updated: 2014-12-10T02:48:21.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39 ## Christine Baranski ![Christine Baranski Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christine-baranski-into-the-woods-spl908274_011.xml) She's playing the evil stepmother of Anna Kendrick, and let me just say... I am in, for that alone. Also, she looks great, as usual. ## Erin Richards ![Erin Richards Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/erin-richards-into-the-woods-spl908166_002.xml) That top looks like she blew her nose on it all day and it dried that way. It is some HIDEOUS crimped two-ply fug. I would accept it ONLY if she were having a tawdry romp with a particularly foxy, well-bathed pirate, when his enemies stormed the ship, and she had to climb up the sails and ride down them topless to boot their nemeses over the side and the sail just sort of came off with her and then they got married because why not. That's the ONLY WAY. And even then I'd be like, "Maybe borrow a coat instead." ## Alyssa Milano ![Alyssa Milano Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/alyssa-milano-into-the-woods-spl908190_038.xml) And apparently Alyssa is volunteering to be the mother of the bride at that wedding. She had a baby three months ago. Going someplace dressed as "Bar Wench, Please Kick Off Edna's Pumps And Slide Me My Moonshine" is not the answer. ## Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt ![Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/jon-hamm-jennifer-westfeldt-into-the-woods-spl908190_035.xml) That guy is enjoying not having to be Don Draper. ## Kim Raver ![Kim Raver Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/kim-raver-into-the-woods-spl908190_034.xml) She looks nice. I wish Alyssa Milano had found a way to wear this. It's so much nicer than the pine-colored hellbox she's wearing. ## Lilla Crawford ![Lilla Crawford](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/lilla-crawford-into-the-woods-spl908190_004.xml) If you ever watch the Tonys, at some point in the last two years you probably saw Lilla perform as Annie, because she revived the role on Broadway in 2012\. And I have to imagine she is RELIEVED AS HELL not to be in that wig anymore. From what I can tell, her age has been scrubbed from the Internet, but I'm assuming we can go with Early Teen, and her dress is very cute. Well played, Lilla. ## Mackenzie Mauzy ![Mackenzie Mauzy Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/mackenzie-mauzy-into-the-woods-spl907594_040.xml) Tin foil is not made for garments, pet. Also, hire a crotch wrangler. ## Tammy Blanchard ![Tammy Blanchard Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tammy-blanchard-into-the-woods-460166364.xml) There are a few ex-soapies in this -- Tammy, Mackenzie, Billy Magnusson -- ad I'm always happy when they succeed in life, because people's biases are so often stacked against actors coming out of that medium (UNFAIRLY, I might add, as Julianne Moore of "As The World Turns" is barreling toward another Oscar nod). She looks very pretty. ## Tracey Ullman ![Tracey Ullman Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/tracey-ullman-into-the-woods-spl908274_073.xml) Hooray! I had no idea Tracey was in this movie. Checking ANOTHER box in my "Get a Babysitter" column. ## Zoe Kazan in Novis ![Zoe Kazan Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/zoe-kazan-into-the-woods-spl908190_015.xml) Well, look, I don't really like the shoes -- they remind me of Birkenstocks, and I hate Birkenstocks with a white-hot fire, no matter what Fashion Week tried to tell me last season -- but that crazy-ass patchwork Alice In Wonderland Hallucination of a dress is REALLY kind of great on her. She looks totally charming. How did she do that? I would just look lost. ## Meryl Streep ![Meryl Streep Into The Woods NYC Premiere](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/meryl-streep-into-the-woods-spl908190_023.xml) And, something soothing with which to end the day: Meryl as Meryl, being Meryl, in a Meryl joint that will get Meryl nominated again. And probably for good reason. She's just LIKE that. [Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the "Into The Woods" PremiereHere is where I invite everyone to discuss the casting of this movie, including whether Johnny Depp as The Wolf will be crazy distracting and hammy or actually good, and what you think of any proposed plot changes (supposedly some songs were cut). HAVE AT IT. I haven't actually see Into The Woods, so I am totally unqualified to weigh in, but I will say that I heard the rumors Disney wanted to sanitize things and maybe undo some deaths and some sex, and my general response to that generally is WELL FINE, DON'T MAKE INTO THE WOODS THEN. \[Photos: Splash, Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/christine-baranski-into-the-woods-spl908274_011.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-into-the-woods-premiere-12-2014/)