Gwen Stefani
I mean... I honestly think Beyonce would have worn a real skirt. What are you doing, Gwen?
Ali Wentworth and George Stephanopoulos
Ali looks a little bit like she's thinking, "OMG stop showboating," but he's not wrong: She does looks great. That DRESS. I wish that was on my body right now.
Naeem and Ranjana Khan
Naeem was there, presumably as a representative of a brand FLOTUS often likes to wear. The color of Ranjana's dress is so pretty, but WOW did it need a different nipple situation. Honestly, the fabric looks to be about as expensive as what Express used to make dresses back when I was 21. It is not putting up a fight AT ALL against the chill.
Jerry and Jessica Seinfeld
I actually sort of like this dress. And, despite lifetime opposition, I'm getting used to the blond hair on her. This will come as a great relief to her when Jess brings it up at The Conclave of the Jessicas.
James Taylor
I have no idea why James Taylor is there, unless he was already at the WH that day jamming with Barack. Maybe the Italian PM was like, "If we do nothing else, you HAVE to introduce me to the REAL J.T."
Roberto Benigni and Nicoletta Braschi
I rather like her shoes. And he apparently has not changed one bit since he climbed over the chairs to get his Oscar. He seems just as exuberant. I hope he leapt over something priceless.
Rachael Ray
She looks very pretty, and he will be played in the movie of her life by Mario Cantone.
Andrew Cuomo and Sandra Lee
They look like they're waiting for their turn to head up the aisle at her best friend's wedding.
Savannah Guthrie
She looks lovely.
John Turturro
Y'all, for a hot second I thought John Turturro was married to Ashleigh Banfield. HE IS NOT.