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Anna Faris (in Rubin Singer) and Chris Pratt

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These two. They both look very nice, and I'm always impressed at the way Chris Pratt talks about their family life and his aspirations for normalcy, even as he acknowledges how at odds that seems with his current career trajectory. Here's hoping these two can hit the right balance.

Camilla Belle

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Nope. Not in the movie. She's STILL the least famous actress to get such great designer clothes. A fashion mystery. Bonus note: I think she should go back to being a brunette.

Greer Grammer

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FINALLY someone has made a ballet about Jessie J's life.

Judy Greer

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Simple and on-point, as usual.

Vincent D'Onofrio

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In this movie, Jurassic World is in the North Pole.

Lindsey Vonn

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"Say goodbye to THIS quadricep, Tiger."

Lauren Lapkus

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She looks very springy and cute, and also like she won a contest.

Retta

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I decided to end on Retta because she is a delight, and she would want you to Treat. Yo. Self.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Jurassic World Premiere
Jurassic Park is one of those movies where I forget just how adept it was until I catch it on HBO. It's great, chilling, and kind of delightful in its refusal to cast Big Action Stars -- I mean, Sam Neill? Jeff Goldblum? They're both good in it, but not natural-born ass-kickers. Now, the previews for Jurassic World involve the following two things: a person I like, Chris Pratt, in a clean-cut swashbuckling mode that is maybe the only thing I've ever seen NOT come totally naturally to him, while uttering very stilted dialogue and maybe having surprisingly little chemistry with Bryce Dallas Howard; and dinosaurs that are bigger, meaner, scarier. I am not sure I need EITHER of those things in my life. Those suckers that killed Newman from Seinfeld are freaky enough. [Photos: Getty]

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