
My thought about this was, "Huh, I think I need to see this on Kruger."

I liked this better when I thought it was a dress. It's not terrible, right?

This is a total improvement for her. Is it perfect? Maybe not. But it's pretty darn cute. She's got to be working with a new stylist lately.

This hat makes me hate him. I didn't know an accessory could do that.

This is cute? Whoever is dressing her has really made a big improvement.

Those shoes look like they were made of pink duct tape and they kind of make my face hurt.

A round of applause for Nick Cannon, who NEVER half-asses it. (And Chris Rock looks dapper and also a little bit like he forget he agreed to go to this thing and was actually planning to pop over to the Polo Lounge for lunch instead.)

"Wait. It's KIDS's Choice? I thought this was GUYS' Choice Awards. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHOICE AWARDS SHOWS?"

"Hola lov-- WHAAAAAT, were the disease patches always there? I should not HAVE to LOOk at all my outfits MYSELF, lovers! I AM GOING TO.... No. STOP. Be calm. The Lopez does not stop for dress gangrene. The Lopez turns dress gangrene into YES gangrene."

Typically one would not expect Angelina to attend unless she knew she was winning (she took home "Favorite Villain"), but it looks like she didn't tell her kids that. Which is totally charming, because look how HAPPY Zahara and Shiloh are. They are actually bursting.

It's SO CUTE. They are so proud of her.

This dress, though... she's been going through a lot, so whatever. I'm not going to ding her for a quick detour to Stumpytown. You keep doing you, Angie.
