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Willow Shields

My thought about this was, "Huh, I think I need to see this on Kruger."

Meghan Trainor

I liked this better when I thought it was a dress. It's not terrible, right?

Kaley Cuoco

This is a total improvement for her. Is it perfect? Maybe not. But it's pretty darn cute. She's got to be working with a new stylist lately.

Cody Simpson

This hat makes me hate him. I didn't know an accessory could do that.

Ariel Winter

This is cute? Whoever is dressing her has really made a big improvement.

Chloe Bennet

Those shoes look like they were made of pink duct tape and they kind of make my face hurt.

Nick Cannon and Chris Rock

A round of applause for Nick Cannon, who NEVER half-asses it. (And Chris Rock looks dapper and also a little bit like he forget he agreed to go to this thing and was actually planning to pop over to the Polo Lounge for lunch instead.)

Karina Smirnoff

"Wait. It's KIDS's Choice? I thought this was GUYS' Choice Awards. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHOICE AWARDS SHOWS?"

Jennifer Lopez

jennifer lopez kids choice awards

"Hola lov-- WHAAAAAT, were the disease patches always there? I should not HAVE to LOOk at all my outfits MYSELF, lovers! I AM GOING TO.... No. STOP. Be calm. The Lopez does not stop for dress gangrene. The Lopez turns dress gangrene into YES gangrene."

Angelina Jolie-Pitt

angelina jolie kids' choice awards

Typically one would not expect Angelina to attend unless she knew she was winning (she took home "Favorite Villain"), but it looks like she didn't tell her kids that. Which is totally charming, because look how HAPPY Zahara and Shiloh are. They are actually bursting.

Angelina and Zahara and Shiloh

Angelina and Zahara and Shiloh

It's SO CUTE. They are so proud of her.

Angelina Jolie

angelina jolie kids' choice awards

This dress, though... she's been going through a lot, so whatever. I'm not going to ding her for a quick detour to Stumpytown. You keep doing you, Angie.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Kids' Choice Awards
The good news is, this event brought with it SO MANY PATTERNS. [Photos: Fame/Flynet]

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