Liam and Luke Hemsworth
Both the Hems look nice -- I'm particularly impressed with Luke's kicky argyle tie. I hope it turns out that there's a Leia Hemsworth as well who's really into hairdos that look like pastries.
Josh Hutcherson
"Are you sure I can't just be the third Hemsworth? Maybe a fourth? Are Hemsworths cheaper by the dozen?"
Kiernan Shipka
I deeply appreciate that her nude shoes have flair, and thus avoid The Curse of Being Shoes That Hurt My Face. I'm not sure they're entirely right with that dress, which is adorable, but she has so much panache.
Bella Thorne
There are no more interior-design-accessory jokes left in the world. We've gone through bed and bath, and straight past beyond. Everyone is done. We are done. WORDS ARE DONE. Let us move on.
Ashlee Simpson
Somewhere, an olde-tymey player piano has lost its Vanna White.
Sarah Hyland
I don't hate this, but I also think she looks like a cowbell. I HAVE heard that is the prescription for a fever, and it's cold and flu season, so maybe she's onto something.
Willow Shields
Primrose Everdeen, in a prim rose gown. It's a little overwhelming on her, but you know what? Go for it, kid. Have fun. Enjoy this.
Erin Andrews
A good rule of thumb is not to wear clothes that are designed to look like they're ripping. And those boots with this are killing me.
Joe Jonas and lady
Congratulations, Joe Jonas. You've found houndstooth that I don't like. He looks like a glam-rock band's accountant.
Emily Osment
Well, it's a bit of a shapeless stained-glass window, but it's kind of fun. I'm as over nude makeup as I am nude shoes, though.
Lyndsy Fonseca
That's basically inoffensive. I feel like being the daughter in the HIMYM time-warp has kept her looking like a teenager forever. Can I break off a piece of that?
Isabelle Fuhrman
I want those shoes to catch fire.
Garcelle Beauvais
Resortwear for retired dominatrices.
Kylie Jenner
Neither her best look, nor her worst. Which is a win by Planet Kardashia standards.
Jaden and Willow Smith
Is he trying to lure me into a cult?
Lenny and Zoe Kravitz
When I saw this photo I was like, "Wait, are they dating HOLY HELL I FORGOT SHE IS HIS DAUGHTER EW WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME." It's not that I get any kind of VIBE here; just that Lenny Kravitz makes you forget that he is 49, and also he had her when he was 24 or thereabouts, and... basically this was a really weird moment for me and I need to sit down.