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Posh and Becks

I love Posh with all my heart, but she's never looked more like her own wax figure than she does here. It's an ATTRACTIVE (and extremely boob-y) wax figure, but wax it is. Maybe Becks just brings out the Madame Tussaud's version when Victoria decides she'd rather stay in and watch Made in Chelsea.

Sophie Hunter and Bankersbox Coloncleanse

Sophie looks festive! Bendywigs Crookshanks continues to look like Nicholas Hoult Of The Future to me, and I think it's in part because he's going back to his natural hair color (instead of Sherlock Black). In case you're keeping score, I think it's better on him lighter.

Hannah Bagshawe and Eddie Redmayne

Did you know that Eddie Redmayne and Prince William were in the same year at Eton? IT'S TRUE. (I learned this when I doublechecked the name of his fiancee here.) (I believe, by the way, that all the dudes here are in Burberry.)

Damian Lewis and Helen McCrory

Oh, Helen. I don't even know. On the other hand, I CAN see Narcissa Malfoy whipping this out for the You Know Who's Annual Holiday Party (a terrifying social engagement that generally ends in someone's death at worst, and having to make awkward conversation with a snake by the punch at best).

Gillian Anderson

I cannot believe Zooey Deschanel didn't get to this first. This is what Zooey Deschanel, in fact, would wear to Voldemort's Holiday Party. She would not survive. (Scully, however, would do fine and possibly inflict some damage. Someone get working on that X-Files/Harry Potter fanfic for me, please.)

Suki Waterhouse

Suki seems to be rethinking this, but I actually think she looks beautiful.

Naomi Campbell

To be wholly frank, this is how I imagine Naomi Campbell at all times.

Anna Kendrick

I love this color on her, but I feel like this is whelming at best.

Kim Cattrall

KIM. Look in the mirror before you leave the house and take one thing off! TAKE ONE THING OFF.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the London Evening Standard Theater Awards
This brings you FOUR afternoon men for the price of one. [Photos: AKM/GSI]

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