Bill Murray

Maybe he was just painting his bedroom ceiling red. Or he just walked underneath a MURDER. Where is Mr. Bates?!?

Bill Murray

He seems as much like a nutty professor as ever, so hopefully everything is fine. Stay alive, Bill.

Leelee Sobieski

I can't even totally see what this IS, on my monitor. Is it... something over a dress? I see a glint of buttons on the side there... I have no idea. But she's selling it. Her head looks really compelling. Then again, whether it's true or not, I feel like this is ALL I've seen her do with her head in a while.

Ellen Barkin

Meh. Whatever. She looks like someone fused Portia De Rossi and Ellen De Generes. I don't know that everyone needs to be on the pixie/short cut train, either.

Lily Aldridge

I like her shoes. The boob strings look like they lost their bathing suit and are just looking for a similar home.

Luciana Barroso Matt Damon

I'm torn. I think that is a beautiful dress, but also that maybe it isn't as perfect on her as I want it to be.

Bob Balaban, Jean Dujardin

It's possible these two had a rich discussion before or after this was taken, but what I love about this is that it LOOKS like the camera happened to go off when they were standing near each other so they smiled awkwardly and then two seconds later they were like, "... moving along."

Intern George and John Goodman

I was really, really hoping this was a shot of Intern George fumbling around for his finger guns, but alas, if he was, he did not deploy them in public. DISAPPOINTED, George. It's going to come out of your paycheck.

Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the "Monuments Men" Premiere

Jessica and I are flying to New York today, so as of this writing, nothing had shown up on the Internet yet to explain why Bill Murray attended the Monuments Men premiere with a massive head wound. Somewhere, a gopher is probably rubbing its hands together with gloaty glee. [Photos: Getty, WENN]