Gwen Stefani in Alexandre Vaulthier
Looking at this... what IS it? Is it a miniskirt over pants, or is that long piece part of the jacket? Either way, it's Very Gwen in that way that I never have appreciated the way other people seem to.
Amber Rose
The last time we saw her, she was wearing chains -- nearly literally -- and now she's in a shroud. Her pendulum can REALLY swing, man.
Karine Vanasse
She is all cool and French, but honestly, even someone cool and French can't make that much midsection look good.
Karlie Kloss
That just looks like the velvet molted off her skirt.
Roselyn Sanchez in Pamela Rolland
This feels so dated to me -- like she ought to be wearing Doc Martens under those pants. That suit dosen't look tailored; it looks borrowed.
Kate Upton in Thomas Wilde (skirt) and Tamara Mellon (bodysuit)
Knowing that is a LEATHER BODYSUIT makes me afraid she will get welts on her crotch.
Ariel Winter
Not her look, nor her size.
Jon Hamm, Jennifer Westfeldt
Everything here is pretty much as-expected. It's not a bad thing, but it's not rocking my core either.
Nick Cannon
PHEW. Finger guns present and accounted for; my holiday season can now continue unmarred.