Holland Roden in Self Portrait
This hair and makeup is great, and would've really helped her outfit from the other day. And like a lot of outfits from this designer, I HAVE NOTES, like why this looks like a combination of a crocheted blanket and someone's ribs being cracked. The color is wonderful and there are plenty of tweaks that could make this sing, but it's just yet again too much and overwhelming.
Owen Wilson
I just... are those khakis? Wouldn't this have been better if he'd just found an icy gray SUIT?
Jess Weixler
A little bit too daytimey, although the purse suddenly gives it a hint of life and then WOE, WHAT PEDI-BOREDOM LURKS BELOW.
Illeana Douglas
That's cute, even though I can't tell if I like the mesh tights and shoes with it -- they tie in, but they're also a bit heavy. Methinks the shoes without the tights would have been okay.
Erinn Hayes
She looks quite good in this, even though wide-leg pants are not my personal cup of chai. Also, I look forward to when Erinn plays Minka Kelly in Lifetime Original Movies Presents: My Riggins My Hero: Not Without My Jeter: Mother May I Sleep With Sean Penn?: The Minka Kelly Story, starring JoBeth Williams as... something.
Cody Horn
She looks fine, but also kind of like she's going to a club where she'll pay $20 to get in and then twice that for two average martinis.
Izabella Miko
This whole thing is chipper. I want to lend it to Jess Weixler.
Imogen Poots in Valentino
I've seen better AND worse Valentinos. I think I'm into all of it except the bust portion, though Imogen's styling and facial expression lend this the appropriate air of medieval wistfulness.
Lucy Punch
Seeing her just makes me sad that Ben and Kate no longer exists. FOX may agree, as Dakota Johnson's fame after that may have gotten them some ratings.
Charlotte Ross
She's 47. And while this outfit has me wondering whether it's only a matter of time before she becomes a Real Housewife, it bears wondering whether she has a portrait under her bed that is decrepit.
Rachel Roy
Horrid. These proportions are an actual criminal act.
Carrie Preston
VETO. But she usually has good taste, so let's call this a heat-induced blip.