
The dress under this getup is actually fine, but if Katy Perry's new aesthetic is going to be Grey Gardens, then we are in for some amusement this year. I might actually welcome it. The thing is, she looks wacko here, but also pretty darn good.

I didn't mean to select a picture in which she seems to be falling asleep. Especially because her dress is one of the more favorable ones.

She looks totally fine, too. Anything is a win after her tube top.

When I first saw this, I thought, 'Oh, she must HATE THE DRESS, because she left on her gigantic coat.' But then she took it off...

... and I think the coat was genuinely just a way not to freeze to death. Because that's actually totally fine. For a photocall. IN JUNE.

This, however, is not happening. And I think she secretly agrees.

This is what I hear it looks like if you sniff glue.

Is that a navy coat, or just a different shade of black? This all feels a little dated.

I think her chest is trying to hypnotize me into doing its bidding.

This is as if they FORGOT an armhole and she had to rip one for herself.

This is a pretty idea, but I'm not sure the pants fit very well. It MIGHT be light glinting off the zipper? But it gives the effect of them not closing properly.

"Whatever. I'm Anjelica Huston."
