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# Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Trainwreck Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-trainwreck-premiere/
- Published: 2015-07-15T19:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2015-07-15T20:57:43.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

## SWINTON

![tilda swinton trainwreck](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-480692908.jpg)

I men, she looks classy and cool and calm and collected and chic, but... it's like the first time you watch a Dynasty episode without Joan Collins in it. Yeah, it's still Dynasty, but WHERE IS THE USUAL GLORY?

## Marisa Tomei

![marisa tomei trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480692612.jpg)

I sincerely think Marisa and SWINTON should trade outfits. Because SWINTON could lend her SWINTONness to the crazy jacket, and Marisa needs something more tailored and less billowy. As it stands, she looks like she and Parker Posey are angling for a road-trip comedy together. Like "Thelma and Louise," but with a lot more misguided fortune-telling.

## Andy Cohen

![andy cohen trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480703708.jpg)

ANDY BARKEVIOUS COHEN. (I don't know his real middle name, so it might as well be Barkevious, after my favorite college football name/future Harry Potter character Barkevious Mingo.) If you're going to echo Justin Timberlake's famous Canadian tuxedo from the Britney days, you have to do it in FULL PARODY, like Katy Perry did. Otherwise you just look like... well, it's right there in the title of the film.

## LeBron James

![lebron james](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480702078.jpg)

THAT is how it's done, Andy. (Actually I'm not totally sure about the brown shoes with this, sincerely, and it's fairly plain, but sometimes that's all you need. ANDREW. THERE WAS NO CALL FOR FULL DENIM.)

## Method Man

![method man trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480702126.jpg)

I think you are actually legally barred from looking so somber when you're wearing a suit that MIGHT be trying to hypnotize people. Also, I am FOR SURE rejecting THOSE shoes with this. White-on-cream, y'all. Don't do it.

## Amar'e Stoudamire

![amar'e stoudamire](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480692884.jpg)

He looks weirdly cool in this. Also miserable.

## Amar'e Stoudamire

![amar'e stoudamire trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480692888.jpg)

I think it's the sunglasses. Something about the gold arches on the top adds a layer of skepticism. Like he's pernamently raising his eyebrows (which he also appears to be doing for REAL in this pic).

## Leslie Mann

![leslie mann trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480697324.jpg)

She looks pretty, per usual. She has good taste. I watched "The Other Woman" on a plane and it basically killed her whole shtick for me, but I can still appreciate good makeup when I see it.

## Brie Larson

![brie larson trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/trainwreck-premiere-GettyImages-480701620.jpg)

This could have been a bit Restaurant Hostess but I actually think the brightness of the colors, and her low-key styling, pull it off nicely.

## Vanessa Bayer

![vanessa bayer trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480702070.jpg)

WHY GOD.

## Zosia Mamet

![zosia mamet trainwreck](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2015/07/GettyImages-480703660.jpg)

These two look super happy together. She looks GREAT in that dress. They're filming 'GIrls' right now so maybe the rootsyness of the hairdo is for that? Or maybe she, like me, forgot she had a hair appointment the other day and just carried right on with her life and had to reschedule for way later. IT HAPPENS.

[Fugs and Fabs: The Rest of the Trainwreck PremiereIn which Marisa Tomei plays the role of SWINTON, SWINTON plays the role of a more lowercase swinton, and Andy Cohen plays the role of Justin Timberlake. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2015/07/gettyimages-480692908.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-rest-of-the-trainwreck-premiere-07-2015/)