Evan Rachel Wood
I'm not sure what's behind the hair -- in the pictures from the premiere, she's blond the show, although I guess she's also a robot or a projection or something? So maybe she can change at will. Anyway, this is perfectly nice and polished, but I think she has more personality. I also think the makeup is doing a bit of a muddy job with her lovely face.
Luke Hemsworth
Look, it's Hemsworth I, doing that thing where he looks exactly like brunet Simon Baker.
James Marsden
He looks great, even though this is a LOT more brown than I usually accept in menswear. Somehow the pattern and slight '70s color story really work.
Angela Sarafyan
I know that sizing gift wrap properly can be hard, but pro tip: Always over-estimate, pal.
Lili Simmons
Lili was most recently on Hawaii Five-0 and Banshee, and may next be seen in the Lifetime Original docuseries I Had To Cut Myself Out Of My Bodice.
Carrie Preston and Michael Emerson
Whereas Carrie will be on Celebrity Shoe Intervention with Uzo Aduba in a sweeps episode. That dress is SO CUTE and Uzo would know what to do.
Patrick Fabian
Patrick is totally A Guy Who's In Everything, so imagine my surprise to find out he's NOT actually in this. He looks nice though. I'm not fully sure the bits and pieces all work together, and he's a wee orange, but... it's an attempt.
Currie Graham
Hmm. Something about the grey-on-black, and with jeans, might look a tad odd here.
Shannon Woodward
You might remember Shannon here from Raising Hope. Or from the time she, wearing this exact dress, tried to turn you into a newt at Prom. (I assume she failed.)
Ingrid Bolsø Berdal
So, okay. Ingrid here -- who looks lovely -- is also in Westworld. And when I went to her IMDb page, I learned she also starred in something called Hellfjord, which sounds AWESOME, except it turns out it's about this. Ahem: "This is the story of the urban police officer Salmander who, after somewhat accidentally killing his police horse in front of thousands of children, gets relocated to the location farthest north in Norway: Hellfjord." SOMEWHAT ACCIDENTALLY kills his police horse in front of CHILDREN? YOU DESERVE HELLFJORD, SIR.
James Marsden
And then James Marsden showed up, again, because I accidentally downloaded two photos of him. But he also just wants to make sure you had a pleasant stay, and wish you farewell, and perhaps call you a car to help you get comfortably to your next destination.