
It pleases me that Rick Springfield is not too cool to clown around with the massive prop guitar, because that's exactly what I would have done, and thus I can pretend we exist on a similar plane of nerdism.

I love the suit on him, too. Very classy. It's nice to see Rick again, although lately, something's changed; it ain't hard to define: Rick's letting his hair stay grayer. It works. I HOPE JESSIE WAS WORTH IT, GIRL.

I'll be honest, this looks a lot better on her than it has ANY right to; if you described that skirt to me, I would make a choking noise, but I am not as horrified by it in photo form. Is that insane? It's still STRANGE, and like what happens if you put a napkin on a piece of pizza and then lift it up and find out it's translucent with grease, but she's giving it her best.

Speaking of the best.

This is... less successful. That pink strip is nonsensical.

is this what people wear to the premiere of ANYTHING other than perhaps a baby that is crowning in the back of someone's car?

Someone just wore this, I feel like, and I CANNOT place who it was -- which is terrible because I believe I WROTE it. [FUG NATION FOR THE WIN: It was Sarah Lancaster; I like it better with the belt.) Laverne looks really pretty in it, considering it's a cut I generally don't like.

I kind of like that shirt fabric, but I want a do-over on the design.

This is maybe the casual vibe Jennifer Esposito was going for but failed to achieve.

I thought music fans might be happy to see her, even if she doesn't seem that excited about it.

Those are some frisky beetles on this dress, but she does look great in it.

The tongue isn't the BEST accessory, but her co-star makes a lovely one.

I appreciate her matching her shoes to her shirt.

And then Mrs. Garrett showed up, which is a fact of life I can COMPLETELY support.
