Abbie Cornish
This woman could run me over with an errant Segway and I wouldn't be able to identify her. I don't know why Abbie Cornish looks so different here -- maybe I'm not used to the sleek, long hair on her? -- but she does. She doesn't look bad -- I actually think that dress is lovely (it's Elie Saab) -- but she does look like a totally different actress.
Olivia Munn
Okay. Fine. Whatever.
Gary Oldman; Joel Kinnaman
I didn't even know Joel Kinnaman was a thing; I didn't even know Gary Oldman was in this movie. Seriously, have i got some weird disease where every time something related to Robocop pops up, I black out? Regardless, does Joel Kinnaman have a distractingly small head? (Gary Oldman is, as always, a wonderful and a delight.)
Katie Price/Jordan
Yes, you've seen those shoes before, and on Angie Harmon. I like the idea that Kate Price has gotten WAY into reruns of Law and Order and is slowly trying to morph into ADA Abbie Carmichael, which will end in triumph for us all when she eventually wears only smart pencil skirts and long cardigans.
Chloe Sims
Well. This is a thing that happened.
Ashley James
Ashley James is on Made in Chelsea, which I do not watch. I trust you British readers (and readers who love British reality TV) to tell me if I need to do so. Bear in mind that I have an extremely high tolerance for really, really trashy reality programming. You guys, I watched Courtney Loves Dallas (although I thought it was terrible; also, I recently walked past its "love" "interest" Matt Nordgren sitting outside at a cafe and he was SO MAD about something, you guys.) I feel like this dress might be okay if it fit her properly.
Jasmin Walia
This demure young thing is in The Only Way Is Essex -- which...yeah, that makes sense to me, although she must have joined the show after I stopped watching. I guess this dress is officially A Thing now, and The Thing that it is is That Thing You Wear When You Want Attention. I AM NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION.