Anna Paquin in Paule Ka

This dress looks like it was inspired by a very fancy restaurant's napkin origami.

Anna Paquin in Blumarine

This dress is very pretty, and then we get down to the shoes and it's a resounding clunk. I would have swapped out the shoes in BOTH her outfits, actually.

Anika Noni Rose

Whereas she looks FANTASTIC. I want to step into her mojo.

Anika Noni Rose

I wish I felt as good about this dress. Like, did someone shoplift her mojo? Did she drop it in the sea? Did she leave it in her other shoes?

Anika Noni Rose

It looks a bit better in this photo, but we aren't going to talk about it because we need to discuss Jonathan Rhys-Meyers. Specifically... what is going ON there? Maybe HE stole her mojo and it's in his pocket and making a bunch of noise and he's scared she's going to hear it and bust him.

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers

I am also just not entirely sure I would have recognized him. He's like... Dan Bucatinsky from Scandal meets Ted Allen from Chopped, meets Bizarro World Anderson Cooper.

Fugs and Fabs: The "Roots" Cast at MIPTV

I'm not sure how it came to pass that Anna Paquin, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, and Anika Noni Rose are the ones promoting this at MIPTV -- there are a lot of big names in this cast -- but I suppose it's possible they were all busy. I wonder if wherever they are is a place where True Blood, The Tudors, and From Justin To Kelly were extremely popular. (Just kidding -- Anika was excellent in Dreamgirls. I just LOVE and NEVER weary of the factoid that she was in FJTK. I like to imagine she and Kelly Clarkson still call each other occasionally to be like, "That... really happened.") [Photos: Getty]