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# Fugs and Fabs: The "Runner, Runner" premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/fugs-and-fabs-the-runner-runner-premiere/
- Published: 2013-09-19T16:00:07.000Z
- Updated: 2013-09-19T07:44:14.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:35

## Affleck and Timberlake

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181041048.xml)

JT: "Good grief. I am standing next to Ben Affleck. THE Ben Affleck. I never in my wildest dreams thought I'd be standing next to the star of *Bounce*!"

## Afflake and Timberlack

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180980337.xml)

BA: "Awwwwwwww SNAP, a *Bounce* reference! Which I assume you've only seen because that's what your CURLS used to do, Flat-Iron!"

## Affberk and Timberleke

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180980352.xml)

JT: "ZING. All the humor I've come to expect from a man who made the greatest comedy of our time: *Daredevil.*"

## Justben Afferlake

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180980338.xml)

BA: 'Your memory of my IMDb page is nothing short of *Stealth*, nudge-nudge, wink-wink.'

## Justin Timberfierce

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180980336.xml)

JT: No. ABORT. Bringing my wife's terrible movies into this is BEYOND THE PALE, BATFLECK.

## Aflac Limbersnake

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180980395.xml)

BA: "Can I smooth it over by reminding you about the highlights of *Pearl Harbor*? By which I mean, the highlights IN MY HAIR in *Pearl Harbor*?"

JT: "Tee hee, yes, but also, I was never really mad. I could never be mad at my new hair twin!"

## Sam Palladio

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181019222.xml)

BA: "Can we be mad at Nashville over here for trying to out-tall our hair? Like he's the slightly older one in our set of Irish Hair Triplets?"

JT: "I will write a song about him SO SCATHING that he'll be putting Neosporin on his heart for years."

## Carrot Top

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/181018627.xml)

BA: "Is this what would happen if you grew yours out, Justin?"

JT: "Easy there, *Forces Of Nature.* You've got a long page and I've got a lot of time because I'm trying to avoid being photographed with my wife."

BA: "I AM your idol!"

JT: "You are."

CT: "I AM?!?!?"

JT: "Pipe down, Beta-Carotene."

## Gemma Arterton

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/180987457.xml)

BA: And I am definitely leaving Gemma out of this. She knows James Bond. She could have us both killed.

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