It's just... fake bra AND see-through skirt? Why do we have to have both? Is it those Coke Zero ads that tell everyone there should always be an "and"? Can I blame Ken Jeong for this?
I am COMPLETELY flummoxed. Is this a romper? Or... EXTREMELY high-waisted shorts with... a bra-thingy? I wish she'd take her jacket off so I could understand, but then again, I am also grateful for the jacket and maybe don't want to know.
This is good. Very classy. And that red lipstick is fab. The white pedicure creeps me out a wee, but that's about it.
Here is my question: Why isn't the erstwhile Mary Cherry in everything, ever? She should be involved in Glee. She should get to be on American Horror Story. She should be Ryan Murphy's talisman, basically, because Mary Cherry was the best, and per Twitter Leslie understands the value of a good cold Diet Coke or seven, so she's obviously our soulmate.
This is a lot of tan, and a lot of beret.
I swear to God, he is David Silver's soulmate of this decade.
This is nice, though. It's not trying too hard but it's not being lazy either.
Having JUST introduced a friend to the Hugh Grant/Scott Porter miracle that is "PoP! Goes My Heart," I can say that this feels a LOT like '80s emo-pop hair.
This is Olsen-twin frumpy.
Should I like this? Because it feels like I shouldn't, and yet I don't hate it. The taupe, I could do without, but the idea of a shirt-dress in funky neons isn't so awful to me.
Maybe it's because I just wrote up "Carrie Diaries," but man, everyone is a throwback tonight. That top reminds me of when I accidentally put a onesie on one of the beans backwards, and it looked like his head was twisted around on his neck. It was creepy. Obviously I took a photo before I fixed it.
How do we feel about Ryan Murphy showing up as a summery Colonel Mustard?