Maisie Williams in Milly
The dress is cute, but I LOVE those pseudo-malachite shoes and the matching bag. I think they get completely lost against that fabric, though. I would have saved those and deployed them at a time when the outfit more desperately needed help.
Kate Moss in Topshop
This is evidently from her 2009 Topshop line. It's fine! She looks summery and dignified, albeit also as if she is struggling to give a damn. (Apparently she just got back from vacation, so I understand it being hard to give a damn when you were just on a boat or whatever.)
Sienna Miller
This is... disposable. The shoes are good, though, and at least it's seasonally right.
Ellie Goulding
Ellie has just learned Austenland isn't a real place, and she's TICKED OFF.
Jenna Coleman
Keep the skirt, ditch the rolled-up sweatshirt that matches.
Jamie Campbell Bower
He is much easier for me to take seriously without the stringy hair. But he does also give off a MAJOR vibe of a dude who will drink white wine spritzers all night while saying words like "hedge fund" and "cost basis" and "Capri."
Noomi Rapace
I am sweating just looking at that.
Anna Friel
This ALSO seems like her weather app and Sienna's provided conflicting information. Also not a fan of X marking the spot right there. It's so aggressive.
Cressida Bonas
Sadly, Chelsy Davy's pic was not in our sub, but you can see it here. Both these ladies look very nice and are a credit to themselves. Oh, and as for that photo to send to Prince Harry, they can just use this one.
Arizona Muse
I love that fabric.
Donna Air
Is she still dating James Middleton? If so, she may want to scold him for failing to tell her that a Gardening Genie is not a thing and that her shoes belong somewhere else entirely.
Emilia Fox
I want to wear this on my lanai. Note to self: Acquire lanai.
Foxes
I like that skirt. It reminds me of... a pastel peacock.
Winnie Harlow
Winnie competed on ANTM's 21st cycle and has gone on to do a lot of modeling since; I LOVE the blue paisley suit she has on here, but man, the top is bumming me out. It's a yellowish bra with some illusion netting underneath. I understand that the suit is busy and she wouldn't want to undermine it, but I'm not sure $5 hosiery is the answer either.
Jacquetta Wheeler
Speaking of peacocks. (This pattern is weird -- the top and bottom don't communicate at all -- but the whole thing fits her really well and I'm not as mad at it as I expected to be.)
Lady Amelia Windsor
Clogs?!?!? I CANNOT.
Meredith Ostrom
This woman is an American actress, per the Interwebs, And she is my age. And she looks A FOOL. Which would be true even if she were 15 years my junior, but us being born in the same year makes the cognitive dissonance -- as in, how and why does a grown person put that on and think it's hilarious or witty -- even more potent.