This is a HORROR SHOW. It would be fine if it didn't seem as if she were bursting out of this, all RACHEL HUNTER SMASH.
I don't know if I think all of these bits actually totally go together, but I like each of them and I think I approve on the whole. Now you can sleep at night, Emilia Fox. CONGRATS TO YOU.
Everything here is shiny. I feel like ONE of these shiny items could be removed. And I am saying that as a woman who has placed a personal moratorium on buying any more gold items.
This is a nipple slip just waiting to pounce.
I mean, I get it. This is not what I would pick out for a dude, where I a woman who styled dudes, but it's very him and it works on him. It's whatever the level is below I GET IT BUT I HATE IT, which I guess would be I GET IT BUT I DON'T LIKE IT REALLY BUT I UNDERSTAND YOUR POINT OF VIEW AND I WISH YOU WELL.
It seems right that a Hilton popped up at this thing wearing a jumpsuit. I'd give this a pass if she were a wacky septuagenarian.
And then Orlando Bloom showed up.