Keria Knightley and James Righton
From the waist up, she looks amazing. From the waist down, she's wearing the Party City clearance rack.
Princess Beatrice
I could live without the half-pocket -- it looks like she lost half her fingers in a terrible Corgi incident at Balmoral -- but this dress is one of the best things she's ever put on her body, I think, and her SHOES and BAG are FAB. Well done, Bea!
Princess Eugenie
I'm kind of neutral on this -- especially compared to Bea -- but I have to say that, in all sincerity, I don't know if I think SHE has ever looked better. Her hair and makeup is very pretty here. Her whole head gets a Well Played.
Naomi Campbell
I like to assume Naomi had a sleeve ripped off in an altercation, in which she was victorious, obviously.
Gemma Arterton
...maybe if you're starring in a Weird Science remake?
Bonnie Wright
...maybe if you're 90?
Lily Allen
....maybe?
Lily Allen
MAYBE NOT!
Samantha Barks
There is something crazy happening with her hem - I assume she got caught in the crossfire of whatever Pain Naomi was bringing - but mostly I just wish she didn't look so entirely upholstered.
Cara Delevingne
This would work so much better if she'd remembered to bring her evening bag and wasn't forced to tote her day purse. I get it, I just think it looks unfinished.
Lady Victoria Hervey
Honey, there aren't any cabs in the park. No, you need to go out to the street to hail one, okay? No, over there. No, further. NO, FURTHER OVER THERE.